The Mayberry Family of Virus by HypoDermic!!!! ---------------------------------------------- Legal BS! ----------- HypoDermic is NOT responsible for any damages directly or indirectly caused by the use of these alternative programs and code. These virus were produced for educational puposes only! :> These files are not to be distributed without the written consent of HypoDermic nor are they to be used in any destructive form! Who the Hell is this HypoDermic? -------------------------------- Good question! Some of you already know me either by my real handle or if you are special you know me by my real name (oooh!) but for those who have know clue I am a lamer newbie upcoming alternative programer with realy no future doing anything else but virus programming. Wow! What would my therapist say about that? I make no claims to be good because I am just learning the trade with no formal education. But maybe someday (daydreaming...) Ill be in one of those k-rad groups, NOT! Kissing Ass Section! -------------------- This is that section you always see at the end where I am supposed to kiss ass to all those who help me out! Yeah right! Well I am gonna tell ya the people who helped me know who they are and need not be mentioned publically here except one and THIS IS NOT A KISS ASS.....and the winner is MnemoniX for his cool beta of Biological Warfare...You wanted some feed back check out these files! I liked it and it is easy to use and pretty moron proof. Why THE MAYBERRY FAMILY? ------------------------ Cause I felt that the AVer world needed another virus family :> to keep them busy naming these fucking things. Get a clue and go back to the Number Naming scheme and make your life easier HeHe!! And someone already did the Adams Family (Deathboy), damn! But be sure to watch for other families in the future; such as, The Brady Bunch with my favorite the Groovy Marsha Virus, Beaver Cleaver Family, The Beverly Hillbilly Family, 90210 (make me vomit), Melrose Place, Cosby Family (have to include all ethnic families), The Family Ties Family, and any other fucking TV show with a family I can think of. Maybe you AVers may just have to have a Parent Family name and call it TV Spoof Virus (TSV!!) maybe Ill copyright that parent name hmmmm!!! I should have mentioned that I watch way to much TV and not enough time programming. This show is one of the classics so I present you with the Mayberry Family. How about a quick breakdown of the cast? ----------------------------------------- This will save some of you "researchers" especially you self appointed ones some time which correct me if I am wrong but that would be about all of you! Andy: Memory resident, COM & EXE infector. Very simple Andy was a example of a fine citizen of Mayberry a role model for us all. Andy hated alternative programmer deep down inside and vowed to lock us up in his maximum security jail. Hehehe. Barney: Non-Resident, COM infector, encryption, anti-trace, directory transversal, with improved Dir stealth. One bullet Barn is a sneaky little devil. I wonder if he ever T-ed up Velmalou? Opy: Memory resident, COM infector, anti-trace. What a little rascal (hey there's another Family for me to create The Little Rascals) that opy was always the loyal son. I bet Opy wouldn't ever code virus in our times cause his Pa wouldn't allow it. AuntB: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, directory transversal, with improved Dir stealth. Everone needs an aunt like AuntB to wipe there asses, pack there lunches, and make good 'ol family dinners. Hmmmm with an aunt like that who needs computes and all this high tech modern crap. Floyd: Non-Resident, EXE infector. Would you let a Fuck like that cut your hair? Otis: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, encryption, directory transversal. Be careful this fat sloopy drunk is liable to infect your whole fucking system with one looonnnggg belt of moonshine! MissCrump: Memory Resident, COM & EXE infector, anti-trace, Dir stealth. Miss Crump that little vixen, has always turned my crank! I bet she's a go-er! Andy should have tooled her when he had the chance. Velmalou: Non-Resident, COM infector, directory stealth. She was a little too mousey for me but I am sure one of you other perverts thought she was the end all of country women. Jethro: Non-Resident, COM infector, encryption. WAIT a Cotton picking minute he ain't no member of the Mayberry Family, you might say!!! Well Ill tell ya there is a lot of inbreeding happening way down south and you can never be to sure (Andy and him looked alot a like and he was as dumb as GoMer and he let Floyd cut his hair you can tell by the part on the side it is Floyd's trade mark!) We may never know what realy happened by that cement pond??? I guess this could be one of those virus that could be considered as part of several families until someone renames it! :> Goober: Memory Resident, COM & EXE infector, encryption, anti-trace, improved Dir Stealth. Goober falls into the same catagory as Floyd...would you let this fuck fix your car if YES ill sell you my entire virus collection for $100 dollars. I personally would let him fix my car right after he performs brain surgery on one of my loved one, NOT!!! GoMer: Non-Resident, COM & EXE infector, Dir stealth. Well Gooolllyyy!!! What a knob! He kinda reminds of a few of the people I know in the virus scene not to point any fingers but you know who you are. Well Thats All!! ---------------- Well I hope I remembered all the Family if I find a few more Ill be sure to send them on there way. You can never tell who is truely related to who. Be Sure to watch for more Lame TV Family Virus!!! Some of these scan and some don't some are lame and others are lamer. HypoDermic =============>PUT THE NEEDLE IN!!!! P.S. BTW, there is no destructive routines in any of the Mayberry Family! Could you honestly see anyone from the cast causing harm to another person? It would be like someone actually dying on the A-TEAM (hey hey there's another one for me!) P.S.P.S. Hope you enjoyed this Spoof!