Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 314 Rec'd Date: 03-10-94 06:28 From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark: Subj: The Subject Of Religious ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED...BUGGER OFF! YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS, DO YOU? EVERY SPERM IS SACRED Dad: There are Jews in the world, There are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those who follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them... I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics, Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm... You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on- You're a Catholic the moment Dad came... Because... Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILD: Let the heathen spill theirs, On the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for, Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. MUM:[mom] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN NEIGHBOURS: Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, WOMEN NEIGHBOURS: If a sperm is wasted, CHILDREN: God gets quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred, BRIDE & GROOM: Every sperm is good, NANNIES: Every sperm is needed, CARDINALS: In your neighbourhood. CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine, FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's, FIRST MOURNER: Mine! LADY MOURNER: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, STATUTES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYBODY: Every sperm is sacred, Every spern is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate. COMPOSER: DAVID HOWMAN/ ANDRE JAQUEMIN AUTHORS: MICHAEL PALIN/ TERRY JONES FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD. NEXT... Fiscal Praise... -Another Quality Product -The Hiker Phreak -!- FastEcho+ RA 2.01+ Allfix+ ! Origin: Phil's Place II =RIP Graphics= [610] 252-6223 or 8633 (1:2607/303)