From: KYARA TOKYO To: ROBERT Subject: & OPUS Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:06:55 Message Number 15201 "Well, I guess I can wait for you. But if you don't mind, I'd like to go and get some sleep before our next game. Perhaps it will improve my game." Robert nods in approve. Kyara continues, "Thanks, I'll be back in a while." She kisses him goodbye and heads to the bar where she gets a room and leaves. Kyara enters her room, locks the door, undresses, and quickly goes to sleep. Meanwhile.... =========== From: CRYSTAL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: disappointment Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:25:47 Message Number 15202 Oh my goodness Scott, that is all I have been hearing from you lately, "I am so disappointed in you." Well, tell me, what can I do so you will not be disappointed in me??? * CRYSTAL * =========== From: CRYSTAL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:31:09 Message Number 15203 T> I still haven't let her (Crystal) use the whips, though..... SS> Crystal, I could hold him down for you. heheheheh Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. * CRYSTAL * =========== From: TURTLE To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Message Pointer Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:38:57 Message Number 15204 You set the message pointer yourself every time you read messages. The message pointer is the highest message you have read. So, if you read the highest message in the system but skip all the others, next time you call that's where your message pointer will be. Simple, n'est pas? =========== From: TURTLE To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: picnic..... Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:47:43 Message Number 15207 You gonna be at the Joint Indoor Monthly Picnick? I will almost certainly be there, even though I'll have to miss an employee party at the theatre for it (oh, boy...no potato salad and baloney sandwiches for me, what ever will I do?). =========== From: TURTLE To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:49:12 Message Number 15208 >How about having Turtle or some other Relatively Driven Person >to compile an index of Sexual Stimulation. You tryin' to imply something, Boy? I think watching reruns of Ronald Reagan flicks would have to be about at the bottom of the list. Yoo-Hoo would actually be pretty far up there, just below Bartles & James Original Wild Berry Cooler in the "substances to apply liberally to your partner" section. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:51:53 Message Number 15209 >Next thing I know you'll be picking on B-52's. Isn't that rather redundant? After listening to their music, what could you possibly say that'd put 'em down more effectively? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:52:53 Message Number 15210 >"Ride 'em, Kelly" Oh, good. Encourage her AND give her ideas. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:53:24 Message Number 15211 >Well, if you enjoy the "pain" then it doesn't really hurt. So it isn't >really pain anymore. No? No. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:54:38 Message Number 15212 >Just another number. Isn't it? No. 15036 is a number beyond the ordinary, a number above, a truly remarkable number. And you didn't get it. :P =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:55:38 Message Number 15213 >OK, how about a strand of barbed wire then? No, no, no, no. Clothesline works just fine. No need to go overboard. Just something that'll restrain without causing physical damage, you know? Handcuffs work well, but unless you've got two pair there's a limit to their uses. Some types of belts work quite nicely as well...the kind with the buckle that grabs hold and doesn't need holes in the belt. Barbed wire is excessive. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:58:07 Message Number 15214 >In fact, I'm not too fond of the idea of being whipped... Good for you. Wise choice. >...but the handcuffs are intriquing [intriguing?]. Wanna borrow 'em? :> =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:59:11 Message Number 15215 >...I've had some pretty safe sex in the chat lounge on Terran.... kind >of leaves you with that empty feeling after wards too. Yeah. If the person on the other end isn't intelligent and creative, it ain't gonna work. Both parties have to be pretty imaginitive, too. I've seen a few people who can do an adequate job of chatmode sex, but it's not that easy. Not as much fun as the real thing, either. >By the way, what in the hell is Tofu? Bean curd. It's processed into big, tasteless bricks and used in a wide variety of imitation food...everything from imitation crabmeat to Tofu burgers. Really nasty stuff. =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:03:11 Message Number 15216 T>...and they are not easily impressed. The latter quality is an T>important one in my book. D>Like pets just like you, eh? *snurk* D>Most people have pets to be loved. Except cat lovers who have pets to D>be rejected. [ROFL] That's good, I like that. Cats can be affectionate, though; they're just affectionate when THEY want to be. Not like dogs, who are so damn eager to please it just makes me nauseous. Bleah...I don't like dependency. =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:06:31 Message Number 15217 (Actually, this is to Saavik) D>[Mystic mumbo-jumbo about 15036] Don't listen to this guy, he's a false prophet of the Shining Path, the Way of the Aardvark. Speaking of which, someone just recently informed me that there is a terrorist organization somewhere--the Tamils, perhaps?--who refer to themselves as the "Shining Way". Coincidence...or could this happen to you if you pay too much attention to Dragonfly? The world may never know. (Next week: Knight Owl: BBS friend or Satan?) =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:09:04 Message Number 15218 D>I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. SS>I don't like [think?] any human being could survive sure [such?] SS>an experience. I could! I could! :> =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:10:41 Message Number 15219 SS>[excessively annoying song lyrics] Oh, life is bigger It's bigger than you, and you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh, no, I've said too much I've said enough... -or- [for all you Jabberwocky fans out there] I've got you on the loose I left you groovin' I've got you on the beat I left you broken So won't you take my place Since long ago I warned her Way out on the cliff With the brilliance of an angel So fly me Courageous So fly me Courageous ['Losing My Religion' (c) 1991 R.E.M. 'Fly Me Courageous' (c) 1991 Drivin' & Cryin'.] =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:15:22 Message Number 15220 T> [Siklk scarves are]...too flimsy. SS>What, can you break them? I can stretch and distort them to the point where I get loose fairly easily. Silk is not a good material for that sort of thing...you end up mangling expensive scarves. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:16:41 Message Number 15221 >Y'know, I bet you're right about "feeling" restrained. Yep. /Big/ psychological difference when you know it's the real thing. Much more intense. >But the reason for silk scarves in the first place is so that there are >no marks afterward. That's why you tie ropes around a bandana, or use a belt. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:18:55 Message Number 15222 >Figures, Encyclopedia Brown meets the fairy (Bitch) godmother. But she IS highly aesthetic! >Geez, what's this world coming to? A ring gear, a walrus, two protractors and a road sign. Plus tax. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Speaking of.. Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:22:02 Message Number 15223 >Speaking of quitting....I've also decided to quit doing drugs... >especially the real addictive stuff...like coke. Good man. A friend of mine, Carey (her pic is on my computer), had a heart attack when she was eighteen years old after doing a few lines at a party. Wasn't the first time she'd used it, either. Nasty stuff. =========== From: TURTLE To: CRYSTAL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:24:31 Message Number 15224 >Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. Hey! Let's be reasonable here. Besides, I don't know if he's your type, dear... =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: tellin' them Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:08:51 Message Number 15225 > One idea: when you confront him, could you bring a friend? (Even your girlfriend would be support,) That is a very good idea. I think that I just may do that, but when would I do it. Like I've said before, I don't want to tell them if I am not positively sure about this, in which case at the end of the month, she is going to take another test. /.! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:12:27 Message Number 15226 > BTW, a girl being 16 days late on her period isn't that big of a deal. Oh yes it is, considreing that I have asked many females about how long they have been late for their period, and they have only said about a week at the most. And another thing, being 16 days late WITH a test - that has come out to be positive? Hmm. I think that we need another -- test.... /! Death Fennc -- ;> =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: CRYSTAL Subject: disappointment Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:53:59 Message Number 15227 C> Well, tell me, what can I do soyou will not be disappointed in me??? Um......I...don't.......know.... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: CRYSTAL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:55:07 Message Number 15228 C> Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. There's alot of thing you don't know about me. (smirk) (snicker) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: picnic..... Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:56:18 Message Number 15229 Er.....um.....I will need a ride to the picnic. Any volunteers? (Big Puppy-gdog eyes trying to get as much sympathy as possible.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:57:49 Message Number 15230 T> ...B & J Original Wild Berry Cooler in the "Substance to apply T> liberally to your partner" section. What about whipped cream? And, of course, the one item at the top of th (the) list......body butter... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:01:40 Message Number 15231 SA> ..But the handcuffs are intriguing. T> Wanna borrow 'em :> You'd make sure you have a spare key handy. Remember what happened th (the) last time she got her hands on a pair of handcuffs. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:06:04 Message Number 15232 D> I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. SS> I don't think any human being could survive such an experience. T> I could! I could! :> It figures that you'd say that. If we could arrange it, I'd like to see who could outlast the other. (Kinda of like Energizers and Duracells) But, you know who'd win. Me. The Steel Top. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:09:19 Message Number 15233 T> [Losing My Religion....Fly Me Courageous] Both excellent tunes. It figures that didn't like the song lyrics that Saavik and I posted. They were written by george Michael. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:11:45 Message Number 15234 T) (refering to Saavik) But she IS highly aesthetic! I know that. Highly aesthetic indeed. =========== From: RAT To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: message Date & Time: 04/16/91 17:52:46 Message Number 15235 I only wrote 16 messages. You wrote 30! That's quite a bit more. =========== From: RAT To: P.WHIPPED Subject: what? Date & Time: 04/16/91 18:03:17 Message Number 15236 Damn you! That is the supreme message and I've been waiting all of my life just to get that one. Now you've ruined it all. =========== From: RAT To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: modem. Date & Time: 04/16/91 18:05:00 Message Number 15237 No matter how big your modem baud, it will pick all lower bauds. Not that you asked me though. =========== From: OPUS To: SHANDRA Subject: Hmmm... Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:11:13 Message Number 15238 Kheblan can't help to everhear a conversation involving the French Military, he walks over, just to jump otu of the way of a young lady apparently frusterated over somehting then asks, "Why didn't you ask me about the French Military, I used to know all about em, I had a friend or two who worked for them, nut I dunno where there at now, or if there even alive, I'd really be interested in journying to France, or at least where France should be, if anyone else is intersted in such a trip, it may take a while, but who knows, maybe the Florida Chain isn't the only place left, there COULD be other areas of popualtion that are unknown to us." Opus! =========== From: OPUS To: JONBOY Subject: C! Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:17:28 Message Number 15239 Hmm... I have a C question for you, if your intersted in helping me out, it juast has to do with the Standard ANSI C fprintf() and fscanf() functions, and how they work, I was able to get fwrite() and fread() to work, but not the former (or latter, or whichever came first. /* grin */), anyways, if you think you could help I'll ask my little heart away..... Opus! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:42:11 Message Number 15242 Fennec, if I were you I'd go to the clinic now and have her take the test then go back and retake it in a couple of weeks. The tests they use today are pretty accurate, the sooner the two of you know for sure, the better. The tests are usually free or at least very cheap. Do it now. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:44:35 Message Number 15243 If she's not pregnant, there's still no reason the two of you can't have "that" serious relationship you've been wanting. There's plenty of time to have children. Plenty. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:46:19 Message Number 15244 Barbed wire. Hehehehe. That's exactly what I told him. Ohhhh, there's a phychic wind tonight. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:47:57 Message Number 15245 Uh, Ok. So it was a holy number eh? (Saavik cocks her head, still trying to follow the logic, er, lack of logic, then decides to make a peanut butter sandwitch and forget the whole thing.) =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: lyrics Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:50:40 Message Number 15246 SS>Did you know that Kix wrote that song in protest to Ozzy Osborne and LIta Ford........ No I didn't. But thanks, I'll store that in the ol' memory banks.... if I could just remember where I put them..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ]:) Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:52:06 Message Number 15247 Yeah, I knew better and I predicted you reply. What the hell, I just wanted to see if I was right. I was. You forget, I've seen you in action. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:53:41 Message Number 15248 Time can never mend, the careless whispers of a close friend, To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind, There's no comfort in the truth, The pain is the {something} you'll find =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Life (sigh) Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:55:38 Message Number 15249 DE Beatles did that song "While my Guitar Gently Weeps." One of their finer moments. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:56:30 Message Number 15250 Sex and strangulation..... er, nope, I don't think I'll be trying that one. Knowing my husband, he wouldn't stop......... ...... that would be "one" way to get rid of me. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:58:37 Message Number 15251 No. I wouldn't want to see Kelly whip poor Turtle into a bowl of soup but, well, there's this little devil inside of me that makes me want to replay the video of Turtle getting his "butt" whipped on his birthday ....over and over and over and over again. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:00:45 Message Number 15252 Arg!!!! Don't start that "Bitch God" stuff over here on A/R. And by the way, do YOU know what aesthetic means??????? Sounds like something you put people to sleep with. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:02:08 Message Number 15253 Actually, I'm a twisted "sister". Minus the muscles and the money. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:03:04 Message Number 15254 SA>...but the handcuffs are intriguing. SS>TEASE!!!!!!! No, just HONEST!!!!!!! If I wanted to tease you, I'd say that T.J. likes handcuffs. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Johns Insipid Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:04:31 Message Number 15255 SA>I'd sooner kiss a Wookie (yes Steel it's Wookie not Wooker) SS>That could be arranged. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was hoping you'd pick up on that. Ah, my Star Wars fix for the night. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Banana??? Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:05:52 Message Number 15256 Bandanas -----vs-----Bananas. Bananas of no use. SS>But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker) No, I'm not into fruit. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Smoking Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:07:39 Message Number 15257 Congradulations on trying to quit smoking. Nasty habit (Saavik eyes her pack balefully). =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Speaking of.. Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:08:34 Message Number 15258 Congrad again! You have the support of everyone I'm sure. =========== From: SAAVIK To: CRYSTAL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:10:18 Message Number 15259 CY>Oh, Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. I think he's game for anything....... =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:11:56 Message Number 15260 On the B52's. True True True. That is one band that makes me wonder exactly "what" it is you have to have to make it big???! It certainly isn't looks, or talent, or taste in clothing. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:13:32 Message Number 15261 SA>"Ride 'em Kelly." T>Oh, good. Encourage her AND give her ideas. I aim to please...... :) (: =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:14:52 Message Number 15262 SA>So it really isn't pain anymore. No? T>No. What? No *ding* ? Hmmph! I never get a *ding*. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:16:41 Message Number 15263 T>Clothesline works just fine. For hanging out clothes, yes. T>Barbed wire is excessive. I remember this one time when I was younger...... uh, never mind. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:18:05 Message Number 15264 T>Wanna borrow 'em? :> (the handcuffs) Er, no. Remember the last time I got my hands on (in) them???? I broke the key off. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Bean Curd? Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:19:48 Message Number 15265 Bean Curd???? Uck, splat, yuck, patooie!!!! Gross, I refuse to eat anything that rhymes with turd. As for chat mode sex, is that any relation to Modem molestation? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:22:30 Message Number 15266 T>Don't listen to this guy, he's a false prophet of the Shining Path... Ack!!!! Torn between two prophets!!!!!!!! (I sink into depression) =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:26:21 Message Number 15267 Aesthetic, a. concerned with Art and Beauty. ^^^^^^^^^ according to Webster's. Turtle, you must have me mixed up with something else...... like the kitchen tile..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:30:48 Message Number 15268 SS>Remember the last time she got her hands on a pair of handcuffs? Hmmmph! Remember WHO handcuffed me????? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:31:47 Message Number 15269 SS> The Steel Top. The Steel Top what? I dunno why I'm picking on you so much here.... You're making it to easy, I guess. ()()()()() Hug, hug, Smooch ()()()()() Saavik wishes to redeem herself. =========== From: SAAVIK To: ALL Subject: Some Notes Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:56:29 Message Number 15270 There has been some questions on the Hovercrafts on the Island. There are two, one belonging to Robert, one belonging to Korelyan and his father. The hovercraft (owned by Korelyan) is used for emergencies, and for Korelyan to travel back and forth from his parents home on the island of Jax. The hovercrafts run on alcohol fuel which is aquired by trade from visiting ships. It's very expensive and the person bringing a good amount of it to the Den can expect "royal treatment" and lot's of credits toward "good times". In the Northern clusters, north of the Florida Chains, the fuel is produced by a network of large land owners. These "fat cats" pretty much have the monopoly on fuel production. This was the fuel of choice even before the Trogs ruined the world as it is non polluting, easy to produce and ship. Due to lack of communications, news does not travel fast to the Den. The islands use a short wave radio system to communicate with each other. Most of the ships and craft coming in to the Den are privatly owned. There aren't many large corporations around anymore due to the lack of telecommunications in the World. There is a form of currency on the Islands that is traded for at all trading posts in the Florida Chains and is good on any of the islands within that domain. Currency from other goverments (and there are many throught out the world) have little value. Currency can be gained by trading goods at the trading posts or by rendering services. Beware the S.A.G. They are a supremist movement against the Furries and Morphs. They are world wide in groups. A few notes on staff: The bartender at the main bar in the Den 's name is Jarvis. Correct me if I enough... so lets now on. I can blather on a few Madam of the Brothel is Tampa, a fox Morph. And the bar owner is Korelyan, who's only give away as a Morph is a prehensile (sp?) tail and a very slight muzzle (barely there). Shandra (feline Morph) is the bouncer and Robert (human) is, well, he's an =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/17/91 01:23:28 Message Number 15271 Well, it seems that the test that she had done to her made her- pretty sure about being pregnant. Hmm. Well, I told her that she wass going to have to take it fairly shortly, and she said that she would be thinking about it. /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/17/91 01:25:49 Message Number 15272 Yes, I know that, and I understand that very well. I want a very good relationship with her, and I think that one would help me along - in life...::sigh::... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: TURTLE Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/17/91 02:58:50 Message Number 15277 T> (Next week: Knight Owl: BBS friend or Satan?) That's easy to figure out, just play my messages backwards to reveal any satanic verses. [!!!gnihtyna evorp t'now taht tuB] !R8L Knight Owl =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:14:37 Message Number 15278 S>...There's no comfort in the truth, the pain is the >something< you'll find. I believe the wordyou were looking for is 'strength'. L8R! Knight Owl (PS Ya comin' to the picnic?) =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:17:44 Message Number 15279 S> Actually, I'm a twiste "sister". Minus the muscles and the money. Hahahaha...... ROFLOL&GAC (Rolling On floor Laughing Out Loud & Got AConcussion) =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:40:19 Message Number 15280 You know, I hear saliva is pretty neat when applied in liberal amounts (so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting). =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:43:01 Message Number 15281 Speaking of giving her ideas... How about a teamster's whip? It would certainly be more appropriate for the phrase: "Ride 'em, Kelly". =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: SAAVIK Subject: While my Guitar Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:55:04 Message Number 15282 The Beatles (or rather George Harrison) may have written it, but I have heard better renditions by both Jimmy Hendrix and Vinnie Moore. Vinnie Moore's, incidently, was an instrumental. A Highly Informative and Educational Zot Gnop =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:01:29 Message Number 15283 "She WANTED me to do it, honest!" =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:25:23 Message Number 15284 I really think that men and women have really become perverted in this new and improved age we live in . All this talk of whips,chains,ice, handcuffs,honey,whip cream,saliva and the ever popular EMOTION LOTION the aid to groovy loving ,has gotten out of hand ! GOD how I love the 90's !!!!!!! I think it's great that we can discuss these subjects and perhaps even practice them (don't you love that idea) . You may call me prude but there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is group sex ! I probably just haven't been exposed (please no comments on the choice of word there) to the right situation . =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:44:00 Message Number 15285 Oh,really how do you know this Mr.Zot Gnop !!!!!! =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:45:52 Message Number 15286 Why does everyone pick on this poor little,sweet,innocent,cherub like Kelly ? What harm does it do to have a little fun in a sexual relation - ship ? It's just a little whip it only leaves little welts that last about a day ! So what, no real harm done . =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:37:27 Message Number 15287 >There's alot [sic] of things you don't know about me. (smirk) (snicker) Shouldn't that be "a lot of things"? Do tell. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: picnic..... Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:38:31 Message Number 15288 Hmm. I don't know if I'll be able to pick you up or not, but I'll find out and get back to ya...your phone # is in the userlog, right? =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:39:09 Message Number 15289 Whipped cream is good, but you don't want to use it in a car...it gets EVERYWHERE. Body butter is /nasty/. You ever read the list of ingredients in that stuff? I won't put it in /my/ mouth... =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:40:03 Message Number 15290 I have /several/ spare handcuff keys. I always carry at least two of 'em whenever I leave the house...call me paranoid. Although, I must say I missed the handcuff episode...I was in the parking lot engaging in Synchronized Jumping while that was going on. *Sigh* Oh well... =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:41:34 Message Number 15291 >But, you know who'd win. Me. The Steel Top. *snort* =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:44:03 Message Number 15292 >...there's this little devil inside me... Little?? >...that makes me want to replay the video of Turtle getting his "butt" >whipped on his birthday....over and over and over and over again. You're weird. Sadist. ...I think I'm in love. :> =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Aim to please? Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:46:20 Message Number 15293 >I aim to please...... Uh-huh. Who, exactly, do you aim to please, hmmmmmm? Enquiring minds wanna know. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:47:15 Message Number 15294 >What? No *ding* ? *Ding* >Hmmph! I never get a *ding*. *Ding* =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:48:06 Message Number 15295 >I remember this one time when I was younger...... uh, never mind. No, really! Do tell...I'm fascinated. (Barbed wire? The reptile winces at the mental picture that evokes.) Please. By all means, go ahead. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Bean Curd? Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:49:17 Message Number 15296 >As for chat mode sex, is that any relation to Modem molestation? No. Can't molest someone over the computer, or you end up getting slapped with &''%dx NO CARRIER =========== From: TURTLE To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:59:43 Message Number 15298 >...(so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting). Or McDonald's hot fudge sundae topping. =========== From: TURTLE To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 15:02:17 Message Number 15299 >It's just a little whip it only leaves little welts... So what you're saying, then, is that you'd like to borrow it? Sure, sounds good to me...c'mere... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: RAT Subject: ] Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:27:48 Message Number 15300 R> I only wrote 16 messages. You wrote 30! That;s quite a bit more. I do believe that I only wrote 17 or 19. BTW, this is message #15300. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: lyrics Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:31:08 Message Number 15301 SA> No, I didn't But thanks, I'll store that in the ol' memory banks.. SA> if I could just remember where I put them..... Umm..they're between your ears, babe. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:35:45 Message Number 15302 SA> ....that makes me want to replay the video of Turtle getting his SA> "butt" whipped on his birthday... I still want a copy. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:37:43 Message Number 15303 SA> By the way, do YOU know what aesthetic means???? Aesthetic -- pertaining to taste or beauty. Now you know what we meant by "aesthetic" =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:39:54 Message Number 15304 SA> No, just HONEST!!! If I wanted to tease you, I'd say that T.J. likes SA> handcuffs. No fair! No fair! (I bet you know if she does.) (sniff) (sniff) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Banana??? Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:41:52 Message Number 15305 SS> But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker) SA> No, I'm not into fruit. It wasn't a question of whether or not you were into fruit. It was a question of whether the fruit had gotten into you. (Yes, I know that was gross. Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Smoking Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:45:35 Message Number 15306 I'm doing okay so far on quititing smoking. I haven't had one for over 30 hours. (since yesterday afternoon, when I finished over my last pack I bet a girl at school ten dollars that she would have a cigarette before I would. She wants to quit too.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:48:19 Message Number 15307 C> Oh, Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. SA> I bet he'd go for just about anything.....(mis quoted) Watch it, you're going to get me into trouble. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:51:36 Message Number 15308 SA> I remember this one time when I was younger....uh, never mind. You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story don't you? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:53:35 Message Number 15309 SA> (Insulting herself again, saying Turtle was wrong in his use of SA> aesthetic....) Wrong babe. You are aesthetic...Big Hug....snuggle snuggle =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:55:06 Message Number 15310 SA> Remember WHO handcuffed me????? Yeah, I did. hehehehe. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:56:07 Message Number 15311 SA> The Steel Top what? The Copper Top...no batteries looks like it or lasts like it. The Steel Top...no body looks like it or lasts like it. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:02:01 Message Number 15312 SS> There's a lot of things you don't know about me. T> ..Do tell. You'd like to know, wouldn't ya. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:03:27 Message Number 15313 Body butter....not never read the list of ingredients....I think it tastes way too sweet... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:10:39 Message Number 15315 "ROCK LOBSTER!" *snort!* =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:11:12 Message Number 15316 SA>TS>Hmmmmph! Well, whatever. Hey, not me! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:12:47 Message Number 15317 SA>I stand corrected....... "If EVERYONE INVOLVED" enjoys it, then SA>there's nothing wrong with 'whatever' sexual practice it is. Wrong. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:15:19 Message Number 15318 DFc>...so we are goint ot a -- Women's Health Clinic in a few weeks to DFc>make sure. (She wants to wait so long because in case the tests DFc>were wrong, (Alarmed look) Eh, waiting a few weeks isn't going to make any difference on the results of the test; better get her over there right away and **make sure**. I'm sorry to bring this up, but the longer you wait, the more difficult an abortion may be. (Even though at this time you aren't considering that option...but better not totally discard it.) DFc>...I haven't told my parents yet. Better do so soon...better from you than from your nosy neighbor or church busybody. Word. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:21:24 Message Number 15319 DFy>Except cat lovers, who have pets to be rejected. *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat...you are not qualified to voice an opinion on the matter. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:27:06 Message Number 15320 R>Pretty lame, eh? TS>Not any more lame than somone else I know. SS>Grrrrrrrrr...... Hmmm. Now why would you rspond that to me? Feeling cited? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:34:25 Message Number 15321 T>...like dogs, who are so damn eager to please it just makes me T>nauseous. Bleah...I don't like dependency. Ah, excellent! Chalk up another five for cats. And thier smell makes me nauseous, too. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:40:00 Message Number 15322 D>I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. SS>I don't think [any other] human being could survive such and SS>experience. T>I could! I could! :> SS>It figures you'd say that. Oh? I thought more likely that to come from you. SS>If we could arrange it, I'd like to see who could outlast the other. SS>(kinda like Energizers and Duracells)[.] But, you know who'd win. SS>Me. Snort. SS>The Steel Top. Oh, please. (Oh, incidentally, the brackets are how I percieved it when I read it.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:56:58 Message Number 15323 Who are you> Who are you who are you who are you? Who are YOU? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SAAVIK Subject: Some Notes Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:40:17 Message Number 15325 Opps. Lost the last part of my message on the Den of Decadence. Ah, well, all it was /was/ a brief synopsis of the characters that have already been introduced (staff). Sorry, to make you all suffer through a incomplete message. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:42:18 Message Number 15326 Fennec, those "home" test are ok, but the clinic tests are much more accurate. When I was pregnant with my first.... I had a bunch of symptoms... I was /sure/ that I was pregnant, but the home test said NO. I took it again a week later NO. I went to a clinic.... NO. Then about two weeks later.... I went back to the clinic..... Yes. Same thing with the second child. I got a YES then a NO then I went to the Doctor and he said even before the test YES. =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:45:14 Message Number 15327 Thank you for "finding" the missing word in my lyrical sentance. As far as the picnic goes. I hope to go, but I have to find a rug rat sitter and like a dope, I forgot the date. Is it this Sat. or next??? =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:46:39 Message Number 15328 Ah! So you remember Twisted Sister???? They were "so popular" and then non existant........ =========== From: SAAVIK To: ZOT GNOP Subject: While my Guitar Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:48:04 Message Number 15329 I've never heard Moore's rendition of "While my Guitar Gently Weeps" It is a good song...... =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:50:44 Message Number 15330 Did you quote Scott Steel as saying.... "There's alot (sic) of things you don't know about me. There's a lot of sick things you don't know about me?????? Yeah, Do tell, Scott. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:52:40 Message Number 15331 You didn't miss anything..... I wish /I'd/ been somewhere else when the key broke off in the cuffs. It was embarrassing!!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:53:50 Message Number 15332 Heheh. I'm thinking of editing out the portion of the tape that has the Turtle butt swatting party on it so that it plays over and over again continuously. Then I'll send it to you so you can fondly remember where you got all those welts from........ O O ^ O OK? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Aim to please? Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:55:34 Message Number 15333 T>Uh-huh. Who, exactly, do you aim to please, hmmmmm? First of all, myself....... Naw, maybe second of all, myself. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:56:35 Message Number 15334 I got dinged, I got dinged. Ohhh. Capture this screen, revel in the afterglow!!!!!!!!!!! *Ding* *Dong* =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:57:33 Message Number 15335 Naw! I'm not going to tell any of my "when I was younger" stories..... especially the barbed wire ones. They always involved "livestock". =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Bean Curd? Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:58:45 Message Number 15336 Gee, I'll bet that brings back memories to Scott Steel. *click* NO CARRIER Maybe it had nothing to do with Modem Molestation but I'll bet the words he said when he saw that had a lot to do with fornication. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: lyrics Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:00:31 Message Number 15337 SS>I'll store that in the ol' memory banks.. if I could just remember where I put them.... SS>Umm..they're between your ears, Babe. Oh, yeah! I knew they were between something. By the way, the first quote is supposed to be SA> Geez, it's hard to concentrate when an electric guitar and a stereo are doing battle in your living room. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:02:39 Message Number 15338 Regarding a copy of Turtle's birthday humiliation Fest: I only have one VCR so I have been unable to make any copies. The other one is being repaired..... unfortunatly by Glenn, so it may be years before it ever rolls a tape in it again. I'll see if I can truck mine over to my sisters and hook up to hers. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:04:33 Message Number 15339 SS>Aesthetic -- pertaining to taste or beauty. Now you know what we meant... Gee, I feel like a Picaso..... O O ^ ___________ I kinda look like one too. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:06:01 Message Number 15340 She does! She does!! And she likes beaches at midnight and long walks in the surf, and satin sheets and..... Sorry, I got carried away. If T.J. saw this, she'd carry /me/ away.... and kill me. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Banana??? Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:07:20 Message Number 15341 Yep, the banana thing was disgusting. I'm disappointed in you, Steel. So, what are YOU into? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Trouble? Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:08:44 Message Number 15342 Scott, you are far too adept at getting yourself into trouble to worry about any trouble that "mere" Saavik could get you into. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:13:36 Message Number 15343 SS>You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story don't you? It was an innocent mistake. I just changed my mind that's all. Hehehe. Really, it wasn't all that interesting anyway..... the barbed wire won. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ??:) Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:15:07 Message Number 15344 SS>Big Hug.... Snuggle snuggle. And the Andy Warhol classic wierd artwork snuggles you back and says... "Gee, you still love me." =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:16:35 Message Number 15345 SS> The Steel Top... no body looks like it or lasts like it. Hmmmmm. I'll ask around about that one. :) =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:17:46 Message Number 15346 What the heck is a "ROCK LOBSTER!" ????? And *snort* to you too. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:18:47 Message Number 15347 Well, didn't you argue that a gun would take care of my puppie's patroling??? =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:19:50 Message Number 15348 SA>If everyone involved enjoys it, then there's nothing wrong with 'whatever' sexual practise it is. TS> Wrong. Why? Why is that wrong? Are you trying to tell me that the moral majority has the right to tell people what sexual practises they can enjoy in the privacy of their own homes????? Do you think that if everyone is consenting and enjoying that \some one\ else who's not even involved has the right to critisize and condemn them. It's a "mind your own business" thing. Not you, or me, or anyone else has the right to tell someone else that they are wrong in the manner that they find sexual gratification as long as they are not hurting any one else. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:24:22 Message Number 15349 TS on dogs>Their smell makes me nauseous, too. You have obviously never smelled a "kitty litter box" then. =========== From: TURTLE To: CORWYN Subject: Raven Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:34:41 Message Number 15350 Raven's phone number is 813/966-4261; he's usually there after 6. I don't have his address. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:35:35 Message Number 15351 >I still want a copy. Um...okay, but first you'll have to get a signed release form from me, as well as rights to the personal copyrights held on the material contained on the videotape...I think we can settle on a lump sum of, shall we say, $25,000? =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:37:19 Message Number 15352 SA>I remember this one time when I was younger....uh, never mind. SS>You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story[,] don't you? *ding* I say we keep after this one until she tells us, though. =========== From: TURTLE To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:49:45 Message Number 15354 >You may call me prude... Okay, prude. :) >...but there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is group >sex ! That's because it doesn't work very well unless all the people involved really, really trust each other...and genuinely /like/ each other. That doesn't happen too often, you know? >Maybe I just haven't been exposed... Heh, heh. >...to the right situation yet. Could be it. (Grr...message base crash wiped out this message before...and screwed up the linked list...everyone who's read forward from message #15284 recently probably skipped a few messages. They've been restored, BTW.) =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Some Notes Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:53:28 Message Number 15355 >Sorry, to make you all suffer through a incomplete message. Not your fault. My message base looks like Swiss cheese right now...full of holes. I'm working on it... =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:02:14 Message Number 15356 If Turtle lead a team of gangsters, they'd be some of the stranger gangsters in Florida. Personally, I see Turtle as more of the 'brains behind the operation' than the kind of person who would actually appear as the leader. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:03:51 Message Number 15357 SS> What, can you break them? [silk scarves] Face it. They're not that strong. But I wasn't referring to using them for binding others. They're WONDERFUL for rubbing up and down your lover's body... //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Why not? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:06:34 Message Number 15358 My message (#15174) was NOT a complete waste of disk space. I enjoyed writing it... and it gave an excuse for message #15036 to be a really important message. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Smoking Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:07:51 Message Number 15359 Best of luck in quitting smoking. Think about how well you'll be able to smell things. Think about how good things will taste right now. Think about how much better health you'll have, without your lungs filled with smoke. Think about... awww, hell! Gimme a cigarette! //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: CRYSTAL Subject: disappointment Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:09:58 Message Number 15360 >What can I do so you will not be disappointed in me??? Ideas probably will come from the Den of Decadence. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:11:20 Message Number 15361 >Yoo-Hoo would actually be pretty far up there... in the "substances >to apply liberally to your partner" section. I prefer chocolate sauce. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:13:17 Message Number 15362 > [Tofu is] Really nasty stuff. May the Lemur of Unreason flick his tail in your face! I've actually found Tofu recipies that I've liked! BBQ'd tofu isn't half bad, and neither is Tofu Ice Cream! Thffffpt. :P //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:16:29 Message Number 15363 T> Don't listen to this guy [Dragonfly], he's a false prophet of T> the Shining Path, the Way of the Aardvark. And DAMN proud of it. Every religion needs false prophets. I'm doing my job, and I do it well. By the way, how DOES one sow confusion in a religion as confusing as the Shining Path? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:23:35 Message Number 15364 >Barbed wire. Hehehehe. That's exactly what I told him. Actually, I got it from a much stranger source: one friend of mine who was propositioned by a guy who was really into barbed wire. Very strange fetish. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:25:02 Message Number 15365 >Uh, Ok. So it was a holy number eh? (Saavik cocks her head, still >trying to follow the logic, er, lack of logic, then decides to make >a peanut butter sandwitch and forget the whole thing.) You're growing much closer to the Shining Path... er, Shining Way. There are only 256 gates on the Way, and many, many side paths which bring you to the Way of the Armadillo. Making a peanut butter sandwich has to fit on there, somewhere. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:31:00 Message Number 15366 > Ack!!! Torn between two prophets!!!!1 Yes, and prophets are rising in the Shining Path, bringing their storks to record highs. (Hey! Stay out of our Sacred Grove, you Storks!) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:35:09 Message Number 15367 (Hiya, Zot! Welcome back!) Saliva is pretty tasteless when you try to lick it off. Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting, on the other hand, sounds wonderful. (Kinda like a card I once got: Valentine, I couldn't love you more if you were dipped in chocolate. But it would be fun to try!) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:37:17 Message Number 15368 > I think it's great that we can discuss these subjects... You always could. It was just not socially acceptable. >...and perhaps even practice them (don't you love that idea)... Yes, but only with the right people. >...there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is group sex! > I probably haven't been exposed...to the right situation. Trust me on this one: it works MUCH better if you START the relation- ship out as a menage a troix (or whatever...) than if you try to add on to the relationship. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:41:21 Message Number 15369 >...poor, sweet, innocent cherub like Kelly? Are we talking about the same Kelly here? Poor, I'd admit to. Deliciously sweet, yes. But 'innocent'? (Cherub I'm not touching.) Kelly is a wonderful hostess, fantastic friend, and gives superb backrubs. She is an extremely loving person, with many fantastic qualities. But 'innocent' isn't one of those qualities. (Though she fakes it extremely well.) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:48:17 Message Number 15370 DFy>Except cat lovers, who have pets to be rejected. TSp> *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat...you are TSp> not qualified to voice an opinion on the matter. I have been owned by two cats in my life, both of which chose my house as a place where suckers live. Cats. BLEACH! From a mile up, it doesn't matter whether you land on your feet. The most wonderful T.V. show I've seen in a long time was one where they were doing experiments on how cats land on their feet: if they fall from a small enough distance that they can't right themselves, they make WONDERFUL *Splat!*s. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:53:07 Message Number 15371 >Chalk up another five for cats. *Snort! >And thier smell makes me nauseous, too. I agree completely. The smell of cats makes ME nauseous, too. //Dragonfly// =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:07:38 Message Number 15372 The JMIP is Saturday, the 20th. (That's this upcoming Saturday.) Chef Paul's, 10 AM. Be there or be Tofu. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:08:53 Message Number 15373 >Heheh. I'm thinking about editing out the portion of the tape... No doubt. I bet you'd enjoy doing the video work, too, huh? "Freeze it right there. Okay, back up a few frames...now forward a few frames... back it up..." You know, I STILL haven't seen it. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Aim to please? Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:10:23 Message Number 15374 >Naw, maybe second of all, myself. So who, exactly, do you aim to please? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:11:04 Message Number 15375 >I got dinged, I got dinged. Was it good for you, too? :> =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:11:32 Message Number 15376 >I'm not going to tell you any of my "when I was younger" stories... Hey, who brought it up to begin with? You wouldn't have mentioned it if you had no intention of discussing it...Out with it! I wanna know. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:14:47 Message Number 15377 >Not you, or me, or anyone else has the right to tell someone else that >they are wrong in the manner that they find sexual gratification as >long as they are not hurting any one else. *Ding* Thank you! For some reason, that's a concept it's very difficult to get across to a lot of people...Jesse Helms, the Moral Majority, skinheads, TV evangelists, and even some BBS users. Go figure. =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:18:06 Message Number 15378 >Every religion needs false prophets. So, then, you're doing this as a public service, right? Well, um...thank you, I guess. >By the way, how DOES one sow confusion in a religion as confusing as >the Shining Path? I dunno. You're the false prophet...YOU figure it out! =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Huh? Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:19:44 Message Number 15379 >...prophets are rising in the Shining Path, bringing their storks >to record heigths. Say, aren't you a little weird for a false prophet?? =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:21:03 Message Number 15380 >Trust me on this one: it works MUCH better if you START the relation- >ship out as a menage a troix [trois] ...than if you try to add one to >the relationship. I've had relationships that work both ways, and I couldn't disagree with you more. Open relationships only work if they're built on a pretty solid foundation of trust, and sometimes the only way to /get/ that trust is to be involved in the relationship for a while and let it develop before you involve other people. Trust is something that's /learned/. Relationships that start out open usually have all kinds of weird stresses built into them from the outset, and like a bridge that's built with stressed steel they may look solid for a while but they can collapse without warning. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:32:04 Message Number 15381 >c'mere... I did borrow it,I'm the one who broke it!!!!!!!! I bet you didn't know that, huh, did ya???? =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Banana??? Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:37:13 Message Number 15382 (fruit) Now that's something I really can't handle. Now french ticklers are a different story... =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:45:19 Message Number 15383 >Who are you? Wouldn't you like to know?? (heheheheh) Really I'm just your average normal Ohio person. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:50:19 Message Number 15384 >They always involved "livestock". My interest is piqued. Please do tell!!!! =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:56:35 Message Number 15385 I totally understand. When it's time (you know that maturity thing) I'll call you and Kelly!! OTAY,OTAY. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:02:17 Message Number 15386 >I prefer chocolate sauce I prefer honey and ice... =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:04:54 Message Number 15387 >Tofu I personally love tofu and I think it's great stuff(bean curd). Have you ever had tofu and spinach qiuche? I really would try it if you haven't before. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:11:46 Message Number 15388 Not if you don't feel comfortable with your partner having sex with other people. Well, not yet at least. Yes, someday I'll trust him enough to come back to me after he has had sex with another person. I personally at this point in time cannot handle that, but I believe that I will mature into it. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:18:32 Message Number 15389 So, Kelly, likes to get rough ever once in while. She's entitled to a little fun like everyone else in the world...(I don't hear turtle complaining). I do agree with you, she is a very sweet individual and I love her to death. I feel no one can ask for a better friend than Kelly. =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:37:59 Message Number 15390 I don't have to worry anymore! /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:38:27 Message Number 15391 I don't have to worry anymore! /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: ALL !!! Subject: Hey, No Worries Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:39:54 Message Number 15392 Well, I have some incredibly amazing news that I am kinda not so proud of, but I AM proud of. LISA IS NOT PREGNANT! HAHAHAHA! She is on the RAG! Thank God! :) This is wonderful, although I kinda -- was hoping (in a way) that she would have one...Hmm. Well, It also seems that she /STILL/ wants to get married to me same as before. And I kinda want to get married, although a lot of ---- people say that it is a bad idea. I want to, and so does she. And she- still wants to get married on the day of VALENTINES! WOW. I really do- like her a lot, and she feels the same. She wants to be with me forever and ever and ever and...BUT, with all of these people telling me that it is a bad idea, I am getting horrible thoughts of marriage. Hmm. It isn't all that bad, is it? Please, everyone, speak up and tell me what- marriage is like. I would really appreciate it. blah .... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: steel top Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:54:42 Message Number 15395 SS> The Steel top...no body looks like it or lasts like it. They don't rust like it either, (grin) =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:05:53 Message Number 15396 Yeah, I remember Twisted Sister. They weren't around too long... They probably got married to some Village People they came across. :) =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: ding Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:09:41 Message Number 15397 >*ding* ******** * DONG!* ******** It sounds like a bunch of broken doorbells around here... (grin) =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: the tape Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:12:51 Message Number 15398 If you make it, bring the tape to the picnic! (turtle knows this part..) Net 127 won't know what to think of him when it's over. :) L8R! / Theres a lot of things you don't know about me... I'll say. You Are an Excellent Heat Source. Next time you may get yourself in over your head. (Or some other kinky tangent) Thumper One =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:37:25 Message Number 15405 Energizers and Duracells? Who'd win? Why me of course. I'm not Pink all Over, But I /AM/ in a few places. I'd be a little quieter to, (At first) I dont beat drums during Sex. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Twisted Sister. Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:41:25 Message Number 15406 Saavik> Minus the muscles and the money. And the Masculinity(SP?) Thanks God For Soft Women. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Groupies Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:43:06 Message Number 15407 Did someone say group sex? My Favorite! Lemme tell you some of the more intereting "Flesh Den" Stories... hmm maybe not. I dunno, one day. Hey Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Steel Top Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:50:17 Message Number 15408 SS>The Steel Top...no batteries look like it or last like it. Nor have an Ego as Big, but we Love you anyways... =========== From: CRYSTAL To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:13:10 Message Number 15409 S> "Ride 'em, Kelly" T> Oh, good. Encourage her AND give her ideas. Turtle are you limiting me again? * CRYSTAL * =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: HEY! Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:45:23 Message Number 15410 I'm not sure whether to congratulate you, or to just give a sigh of relief. I'm sure you'll be able to sleep better, now. Anyways, yeah -- it's better to wait for a while before you marry. Stick with your girlfriend, though -- and BOTH of you look into birth control: not just condoms. (See if she can be put on the Pill.) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:52:03 Message Number 15411 S> Not you, or me, or anyone else has the right to tell someone else S> that they are wrong in the manner that they find sexual gratification S> as long as they are not hurting any one else. T> *Ding* Thank you! For some reason, that's a concept it's very T> difficult to get across to a lot of people...Jesse Helms, the Moral T> Majority, skinheads, TV evangelists, and even some BBS users. Go T> figure. I understand that concept, folks... I just don't agree with it. How 'bout child pornography -- even if the child says [s]he agrees? How 'bout flashers, or Peeping Toms? Technically, they're not hurting any- one -- but I'd say neither group are in the right. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: Huh? Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:59:11 Message Number 15412 > Say, aren't you a little weird for a false prophet?? Well, I haven't gotten down the living in the desert part down quite yet. And I'm not used to the idea of eating locusts. And the camel's hair tunic part really literally stinks... no wonder I'm in the river so often. But other than that... the idea of people coming from tens of miles to hear me rant and rave sounds like fun. The false prophet, //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:04:42 Message Number 15413 Actually, I was halfway kidding with my post. Yes, BBQ tofu and tofu ice cream (tofutti) actually exist, and yes, I've eaten both. Tofu ice cream isn't half bad -- but give me the REAL stuff. And BBQ tofu tastes.. well, like cheese with BBQ sauce. Period. I've tried tofu and sqinach quiche. Yawn. I simply prefer real cheese, and I'm not a vegetarian. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: Hey, No Worries Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:08:41 Message Number 15414 I've never been married, so I'm no authority. But, I've had two serious proposals. Some people say the idea of marriage is so that you don't ever need to date again. Some people say marriage is so two soul-mates can live together, for the rest of their lives. Some say marriage is a secure place for children. They're all right. Marriage is, mostly, what you think it is. Think to yourself: why am I getting married? For love alone? For financial reasons? (Heck! At NC, there was a rash of marriages for financial aid reasons alone. That was a third marriage proposal I had...) Now that the pressure is off, look long and hard at your relationship and decide: can it stand up to the daily pressures of marriage? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Tofu Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:14:03 Message Number 15415 Would you like to become the Assistant False Prophet of the Armadillo? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Groupies Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:18:57 Message Number 15416 >I do have a Branding Iron if you need one. (Yipes! I'm glad I'm not called a Unicorn anymore!) I've seen one of those. It read "This here steed belongs to George William Khan, "The Boot," so you'd better keep your hands off." Not many cattle survived. //Dragonfly// =========== From: CRYSTAL To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:37:45 Message Number 15417 ah, at last someone on my side. * CRYSTAL * =========== From: CRYSTAL To: TURTLE Subject: Hot Fudge Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:40:18 Message Number 15418 >...(so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting). >Or McDonald's hot fudge sundae topping. McDonald's sundae topping works best. * CRYSTAL * =========== From: CRYSTAL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Groupies Date & Time: 04/18/91 15:02:31 Message Number 15419 > Hey Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one. Thanks, but no thanks. Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, bandans, thumbcuffs, and a few misc. toys are about as far as I go. My god all you people must think I can't have sex without them. * CRYSTAL * =========== From: RUFUS To: P.WHIPPED Subject: Sarasota Date & Time: 04/18/91 17:33:58 Message Number 15420 > --shave your head, go to the airport, and sell flowers Nah, just walk around the airport with large napsacks held close to your chest. =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: ALL Subject: Ecology Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:02:34 Message Number 15421 How deep is your ecology? Take a sounding. Superficial We should take good care of our planet, as we would any valuable tool. Shallow We have a responsibility to protect Earth's resources for our future generations. Knee deep Earth would benefit from changes in human activity. Hip deep The planet would be better off with fewer people on it. Deep Wilderness has a right to exist for its own sake. Deeper Wildlife has more right to live on the Earth than humans do. Profoundly Humans are too great a threat to life on Deep Earth. The species should be phased out. Radically Human extinction NOW or there won't be any later Deep for this planet. A painless extermination is desperately needed. Abysmally A quick annihilation is too good for humans. Deep A horrible, fatal illness from outer space is only fair. -- From the Wiregrass, "The quarterly, radical, biocentric news journal for Florida. The Wiregrass owes allegiance to no one, but operates within the loosely organized Florida Earth First! movement." Subscription info upon request. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: CRYSTAL Subject: Groupies Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:10:39 Message Number 15422 > Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, bandans, thumbcuffs, and a few > misc. toys... My god all you people must think I can't have sex > without them. Well, all we haveta give you now is a Nazi SS uniform. And maybe a large, vibrating egg. //Dragonfly// =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: serious talk... Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:27:48 Message Number 15423 Any Time, Fennec. You know you have a friend here...... {{{{Hug hug}}}}} =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Turtle Swatfest Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:29:11 Message Number 15424 Gee, Turtle. I offered to sell the *rights* to that flick to you for more than that!!!!!!!!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:31:17 Message Number 15425 DF>(on silk scarves) They are wonderful for rubbing up and down your lovers body. But nothing beats a feather duster for that....... but it's got to be a new feather duster. Once you've used it on the furniture and stuff, it's like "Ahhhhh. That feels so good (Ahchoo)" =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:33:36 Message Number 15426 Bean curd Ice Cream?????? Blech!!!!!!!! Patooie!!!!! Gross. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:34:40 Message Number 15427 Yeah I got "into" barbed wire once..... but believe me, it was a complete accident. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:36:01 Message Number 15428 So that explains the Stork on the advertisement for the Church of the Shining Path. I still don't understand the Porcipines wading in the stream behind the Prophet, though. Perhaps one day, I too, shall see the Light. {{{Sigh}}}} I feel so deprived. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:39:30 Message Number 15429 I'd rather be /anything/ than Tofu..... so I guess I'd better show at the picnic, eh? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:40:22 Message Number 15430 T>You know, I STILL haven't seen it. Soon, mine little reptile, soon........ =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Aim to please? Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:41:08 Message Number 15431 Whom do I aim to please???????? Er, uh, I cop out on that one....... =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:42:03 Message Number 15432 SA>I got dinged, I got dinged. T>Was it good for you, too? :) It was wonderful. Ahhhhhhhhhh. More more. Until we *ding* again........ Saavik =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:43:33 Message Number 15433 Well, if you /really/ want to hear it.......... it was a complete travesty and quite by accident that I got "involved" with barbed wire. It was during a romantic interlude in the loft of a barn (I know I know. Typical...) Anyway, things were getting.....*hot*.....when we rolled over and managed to get entangled in a roll of barbed wire. Well, we both had our shirts half on and the barbed wire was all caught up in them and no matter how we twisted and turned..... we were sort of stuck together by this sharp wire digging into our flesh..... Picture this........ someone heard us from down below..... "Ouch ouch. Damn it that hurts~!!!! hold still. There. A little to the left." "OUCH, I can't get loose.... Hold still!!!! Take your shirt off!!!!" Worse part about it was after we got our shirts off which was no easy trick because we were both tangled up big time.... then we couldn't get our shirts out of the barbed wire. Meanwhile, there's someone down in the barn hollaring. "Hey! What's going on up there!!!!!" It's one of those things you laugh about later, like, after you get done applying the iodine to all the scratches...... =========== From: SAAVIK To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:53:22 Message Number 15435 Well, not livestock directly........ And I did tell, a few messages ago. =========== From: HACMAN To: SAAVIK Subject: spiked collar Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:13:57 Message Number 15436 I know of one who (a trainer) who used it as a matter of FIRST resort. He raises dogs. Should have one used on him.... =========== From: HACMAN To: SAAVIK Subject: doby Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:16:50 Message Number 15437 I'd like to get mine to be that way...alas, he's just a mut. I love him just the same though. Needs training...wifes out working him now, and he loves to chew. Mostly us though...cant figure that out. Why not his toys or furniture or whatever, why us? =========== From: HACMAN To: TURTLE Subject: bbs list Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:28:00 Message Number 15438 Thanks again. I will up load it to my gfiles area. Some incentive to call me: I have a special area set up for sysops ONLY. In this area, sysops can communicate inter-bbs, without having to call EVERY system. Also, so sysops can call outside there local calling area...meet in the middle as it were. For instance, you wanted to reach John Carr (Engleweed Junction). You could reach him without a toll call. Also to inform others of problems, viruses going around, etc. =========== From: OPUS To: TURTLE Subject: Programming... Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:36:24 Message Number 15439 Umm, do you know of anywhere I could find some text (like text files, not books), on how to convert assembler code to object code for an IBM, oh well, I was just wondering, thanks for anyw help, I could really use it... Opus! =========== From: RUFUS To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Back seat Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:41:58 Message Number 15440 >That's twice you've mentioned that, you know it's not that bad. >Actually it's pretty damn good. Make that, GREAT! hehehe. Harasshole. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: Back seat Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:45:49 Message Number 15441 >Now THAT [not reproducing] might just be half of your problems. I wouldn't say that it's half my problems... =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: Life (sigh) Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:48:15 Message Number 15442 >You don't live to metabolize... You may not, but I do! Hell, I live for the weekends when I can just pop on some music, grab some Dew, and metabolize the hours away. =========== From: RUFUS To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:09:58 Message Number 15443 >I'm against anyone preaching about religion. Teaching is a lot different from preaching. =========== From: RUFUS To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:15:21 Message Number 15444 >...religion should be left for higher institutions. As an elective >thing. We have it at our piddly old high school as an elective. The class has hovered around 15 kids each semester. I don't see a problem offering it on the high school level if there is enough interest. =========== From: RUFUS To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:18:11 Message Number 15445 Actually, cats are worth a whole lot. They seem to help old people (I forgot the exact facts and figures). Hell, they help me calm down a lot. I love to play with cats, esp. the frisky ones that bounces off walls at high speeds. =========== From: RUFUS To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:25:58 Message Number 15446 Expanding upon your 'look it up in the library' idea, after students have been taught the basics like reading, writing, and some math skills they no longer need teachers. I can look up history in the library, Calculus formulas, economic theory, and the cardiovacular system. I don't buy it. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: !!:> Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:31:21 Message Number 15447 Regarding QV, I'm planning a "handing over the editorship" ceremony after our senior graduation. We'll be holding it in front of the new tri-phallic thing in front of the Van Weasel. I'm still debating if we should have a bon fire... =========== From: RUFUS To: SAAVIK Subject: everything Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:05:57 Message Number 15448 >I have a Zoom 2400. Gosh. I'm sorry. No wonder our modems hate each other. I also have the dishonour of owning a Zoom 2400. But at least mine with over $100. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: everything Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:12:41 Message Number 15449 >Uncle Bob's was running off a Zoom...past tense... It just limps along now. =========== From: RUFUS To: SAAVIK Subject: everything Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:17:45 Message Number 15450 An eight year warranty on a Zoom is like an eight year warranty on a ....on a....well, the Zoom is a POS. Can I return it just because it hates the software I run it with? =========== From: RUFUS To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Squid & Kraken Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:21:26 Message Number 15451 >Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicous creature on earth. And tasty. At school today I walked around picking fruit flavoured microscopic animals off of people and eating them. You'd be surprised what flavours they come in. Banana, orange, lemon, watermelon. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:28:50 Message Number 15452 >Really nasty stuff [tofu]. May you one day be squatting in the fields on India having a bowel movement, and when you are midway through have a large snake mistake your scrotum for a meal and latch on. ...this actually happened. They took the guy to the hospital to have the offending animal removed. =========== From: RUFUS To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:34:27 Message Number 15453 Actually, being late on your period does not mean that you are pregnant. There are some cases where a female will miss a few months. =========== From: RUFUS To: NEPHREDANA Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:44:14 Message Number 15454 >Oh,really how do you know this Mr.Zot Gnop !!!!!! When I was talking to him on the phone and Brett said he ate paste when he was young, Zot said he'd like to try paste... :) =========== From: RUFUS To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:53:58 Message Number 15455 Marjon makes meat flavoured Tofu Crumbles. They make mean nacho topping! Maybe we should have a TofuCon sometime? =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/19/91 00:14:37 Message Number 15456 Of course it's tasteless, but the important part is applying it! Evil grin with lots of drool!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:13:44 Message Number 15457 Yay!!!! Er, yes you do have one more worry....... Find a reliable method of birth control so you don't end up in this boat again..... searching for a paddle. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: Hey, No Worries Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:15:03 Message Number 15458 So if you really feel like getting married and she wants to get married on Valentines Day..... then take the next year working on your relationship.... by Valintines Day... or sooner than that, you'll have a better idea what you want to do... You should think it over very carefully, though. There's plenty of time left in your life for these major desicions. Remember, (saavik's favorite saying) "Take it Slow." =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:17:42 Message Number 15459 Hehehe. Village people and Twisted Sister...... together they make "Rebels without clothes" =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: ding Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:18:30 Message Number 15460 >*ding* ********* *DONG!* ********* Avon calling. =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: the tape Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:19:47 Message Number 15461 I don't think I'm going to make it to the Picnic....:( But it ain't over till it's over...... I'm working on it. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Kissing Wookies Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:21:08 Message Number 15462 TO>That night on the Car hood with the Duct tape? That was YOU????? Hmmph! And I thought "Big Foot" was really alive and well. Sure, Dash my fantasys. Still got dents in my hood too. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Tofu Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:22:49 Message Number 15463 Bean Curds..... Blech!!!!!!!! Call the Mother Ship!! Tell them to send down more M & M's.... I feel the need for speed. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Index Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:24:24 Message Number 15464 TO> And please, for Saavik's Benefit, Where would Tofu be? I'll tell you one place it /wouldn't/ be..... in my fridge.. Not unless I was growing mold for a science project. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: You didnt know Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:26:01 Message Number 15465 TO to SS> You are an excellent heat source. (Saavik looks over her Ray Bans at both of you) =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:27:12 Message Number 15466 TO>I don't beat drums during Sex. No, only /after/..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Twisted Sister. Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:27:52 Message Number 15467 TO>Thanks God for Soft Women. Me? Soft? only in the head, Bunny Britches. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Groupies Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:28:49 Message Number 15468 TO>Hey, Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one. (Saavik snickers as she sees Turtle slink under the couch) =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:30:25 Message Number 15469 Well, I am willing to make thoses concessions. Yes, Peeping Toms are wrong.... they are invading someones privacy and same with flashers. They /are/ hurting someone else.... As for child pornography. You say it's wrong even if the child is willing..... I assume you are talking about young children and that goes without saying..... A young child would probably be /willing/ just to please the adult.... that is child molestation, my friend and that is /also/ hurting someone. =========== From: SAAVIK To: HACMAN Subject: doby Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:37:11 Message Number 15470 Doggies love to chew their owners as a sign of affection. "pant pant. duh, I love you so much....(crunch)" My dobie does it all the time....... I hate it most in the middle of the night. Slurp..... knaw knaw,,,, wakes me up every time. =========== From: SAAVIK To: RUFUS Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:39:28 Message Number 15471 I called a BBS the other night and the Sysop (who will go unnamed) got me in chat mode and preached to me for 20 minutes. He said that the only reason I had called was because God had planned it that way. It was his last ditch effort to save my soul..... Yeah, now I'm gonna burn in hell because after 20 minutes of listening to this... I hung up. =========== From: SAAVIK To: RUFUS Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:41:33 Message Number 15472 Dogs are good therapy too. don't laugh now...... I used to be a member of Sarasota Obediance Training Club (Dog obediance not wife obediance), one of the things we used to do (and the club still does) is go to Nursing homes with the dogs and let them visit with the people there. It's called "Animal Therapy". The folks loved it....... the dogs? Well the dogs, for the most part, really liked being allowed to mug and slobber on people and not get in trouble for it. =========== From: SAAVIK To: RUFUS Subject: everything Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:44:31 Message Number 15473 Gee, everybody hates my modem (sigh). It's getting a complex...... Actually, I haven't had any problems with it anywhere but Uncle Bobbies. =========== From: SAAVIK To: RUFUS Subject: everything Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:45:51 Message Number 15474 Is that a common problem???? Modem vs Software???? You see, I have an external Zoom at home and an Internal Zoom at work. I run both PcAnywher and Crosstalk at both places... but at work I have all kinds of problems I'm almost sure it has more to do with the network (not to mention that it's a Compaq computer) than the modem. =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/19/91 09:29:25 Message Number 15475 S> Hehehe. Village People and twisted Sister..... together they make "Rebels without clothes" I've gotta hand it to ya Saavik, you've got a talent for getting to "The naked truth" when it comes to music. *]:) L8R! /Would you like to become an assistant False Prophet... Indeed I would, what does it entail? No Rabbit Sacrifices please... Thumper One =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Branding Iron Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:47:32 Message Number 15478 Actually It Says. "Bar Y" which was the name of the Ranch it was from It works pretty well to, ask Saavik... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: CRYSTAL Subject: Branding Iron Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:49:05 Message Number 15479 C> ...You people must think I can't have sex without them. Did I say Sex? Sorry I just thought you'd want to Formalize your Claim onn a funky little Turtle. It would heal pretty quick too. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Feather dusters Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:52:13 Message Number 15480 Personally I prefer a nice Girl Covered in Angora.(SP?) Of Course Angora Rabbits are hard to find in Florida....(sigh) =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scratches Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:55:19 Message Number 15481 Scratches? Let me Tell you about Scratches... Gawd! I thought I'd never heal. Mr. Heater...er I mean Mr. Steel Nows a bit about Scratches too. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: RUFUS Subject: Cats Flying Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:57:57 Message Number 15482 R> ...the frisky ones that bounce off the walls at high speeds... If you hang Fishing Weights from their Collars you can get Truly AMAZING Velocity out of a feline. Just think of it as a hammer throw. "Woosh wooosh wooosh wooosh woooooooo*FLING!!!" " Zoooooooom! Ptang ROWR! Ptang ROWR! Sptang Rowr! " "SchwaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAACK!!! Thud. (Time to visit the Humane Society again)" =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: M&M's Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:04:28 Message Number 15483 Dont Forget to Peel them this time. I hate it when you go into Chocolate Imbalance, (couldn't find my shorts For THREE weeks.) Thumpy Oh and Tell the Mother Ship that I NEVER touched that cow. No WAY. I dont go for Bovines. Just the Occasional Toaster. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: WHAT?!?! Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:06:59 Message Number 15484 S>(Saavik Looks over her Ray Bans at both of you) WHAT?!?! You were there! You saw it! He Almost molested me! That could lead to interesting PentaCon Stories. Da' Bunny He /IS/ a Friggin heater though... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: really? Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:09:20 Message Number 15485 S> ME? Soft? Only in the head. Yeah right...My Elbows Say Different. Deffinately(GAWD SP!) Something Soft around here somewhere. (Slobber) Thumper One Sorry about all the Sexual Overtones, Its Mating time again. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: obediance Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:12:52 Message Number 15486 S>...Dog obediance not wife obediance) Is there any difference in the Training methods? Bolting for the Warren And Bounding to the Tall grass Thumper One =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:28:17 Message Number 15487 >But nothing beats a feather duster for that... I recently acquired an ostrich feather (for a quill for calligraphy). Hmmmm... sounds like there might be a second use for it, after all. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:29:46 Message Number 15488 Well, I got into a chain link fence. Caused a really nasty bump on my forehead -- and the original idea for Chip. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: why? Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:30:52 Message Number 15489 >I still don't understand the Porcupines wading in the stream behind >the Prophet. That one's easy. The Eternally Green stream represents the Faith's attempt to seek out its own level: to follow gravity, where it may lead. The Eternally Green stream also represents purity and clensing -- kinda sorta. (Did you notice the toxic waste dump at the beginning of the stream?) The Stream is Green, for that is the color of Lime Jello, one of our twelve Sacraments. Did you notice the ribbons in the porcupines' hair? There are five kinds of porcupines in the water. Those with the black ribbons are the zealots of other religions, trying to snatch our porcupines from the water. However, these 'blackies' always forget that our True Believers are also porcupines, and they usually get stung. Those with yellow ribbons are afraid to enter into the water. In every poster, at least one points to the toxic waste dump. The ones with blue ribbons are those who are merely testing the waters of the Path, afraid to float in the Mercies of Our Armadillo. (All hands, hooves, and paws make the sign of the Armadillo.) Those with red ribbons can be safely ignored, until you've dived deeper into our True Religion. But those wearing the Four Ribbons: one white, one brown, one purple, and one silver, are those who have learned to float upstream, and are those who know Our Armadillo. Pop quiz question: In our poster of the Shining Path, why is the sun being eclipsed? The false prophet, //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:43:00 Message Number 15490 >It was wonderful. Ahhhhhhhh. More more. *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* *Ding!* //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: RUFUS Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:45:20 Message Number 15491 >I don't see a problem offering it on the high school level if there >is enough interest. *Ding!* Making religion an elective course is an excellent idea. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:49:46 Message Number 15492 Precisely my point. I thought the idea: "Anything is okay among two (or more) willing people" was just stretching a good point too far. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:50:48 Message Number 15493 >...and the Sysop (who will go unnamed) got me in chat mode and preached > to me for 20 minutes. He wouldn't have happened to be Bryan Dayton, would he? //Dragonfly// =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:18:09 Message Number 15494 SA? I stand corrected...."if EVERYONE INVOVLED? enjoys it, then SA> there's nothing worn with 'whatever' sexual practice it is. TS> Wrong. As usual, TS is referring to homosexual practices. A subject he keeps 'trying'to drop. (Sometimes, I think you just like to argue about it.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:21:05 Message Number 15495 TS> *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat....you are not TS> qualified to voice an opinion on the matter. Hmmmm...it seems that I tried that line of reasoning with you when it came to heavy metal. The point you were trying to make to DFy about cats is the same point I was trying to make to you about musci. Quite obviously you have never liked heavy metal...you are not qualified to vioce an opinion on the matter. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:24:06 Message Number 15496 YES. Grrrrrrrrrrr...... s =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: twisted... Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:26:26 Message Number 15497 SA> Ah! So you remember Twisted Sister???? Yep! "We're not gonna take it! Not, we ain't take it. We're not going to take it anything." I think, Dee Snider? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:28:57 Message Number 15498 No. I don't think so. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Scarves & You Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:31:58 Message Number 15499 SA> They alwasy involved "livestock" Livestcok? (shocked look!) Gir. is there something that you're not telling us? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: NO CARRIER Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:33:12 Message Number 15500 Hmmmmph! Grrrrr... *click* NO CARRIER ===========