þ Preachers Of Texts þ Presents " Hacking School Computers " " For Dummies " Written By: SUiCiDAL So you go to some cheap school eh? You hate the teachers, the principal, vice-principals, and almost everyone in the fucking school. All you get to do all day is sit and listen to all this stuff which you probably won't use in life anyways. Your taking a computer class and they're teaching you how to use Logo-Writer. The teacher doesn't even know how to make a batch file and is frustrated with this logo shit. While you just sit and relax, bored with nothing to do but sit there and listen. So let's make this more interesting. Teachers, Principals, Vice-Principals probably barely don't even know how to use computers in depth. Majority just know the usual " loading up Wordperfect ", and that's all. The littlest thing can frustrate them and go nuts. So just to make thing's easier for them and to have some fun. Let's screw up the computers. Now it's time to see some action of people running around the school going " It's not working ", " I can't get it to work ", and here repeadious calls to the office for the computer teachers. Now first, when ya get to the computers. Sit down, pop in a disk maybe, if there's other people there. Now load up the computer. The computers will probably go to this little shit screen because of the network installed. Enter the computer under student, Math1, or something. The usual which ya do with your regular class. Now go to a program like Wordperfect. It looks simple, and looks like your doing an essay or something. Go to the files pull-down menu and select " Go to dos ". This will drop ya to dos as you probably already know. Now, your in dos. Schools usually mix up thier hard drives and call them like H:, Z:, F: or something. Not the regular C:, D: etc. So if your not in the main drive. Go to it. Most likely C:. Once your here, go to a directory which is already made. Look if there is any sub-directories. Go to it. Now go to the sub-directory and make another sub-directory in the sub-directory which your already in and make it related to the sub-directory. Here, Upload a text file, and a virus. On the text file, make it as a message so when it loads the computer it will display the message while the virus is fucking up the drive. Say whatever you want on it. Improvise and make it good. Like tell off the teachers and shit in it. Once your done that. Find the Batch files which load the computer up. Edit the batch file and before you see the @echo off command if there is any, put " Type Filename.txt ". That's for the filename. Now if there's no @echo off command, then stick that text at the top of the batch and add in @echo off on the line underneath it. Then under the @echo off add " Virus.exe/com " The name of the virus whatever it is. So it'll run the virus. Now exit the file and make sure you save it. If your pleased just with fucking up the computer then just exit back to wordperfect and logout. If ya wanna get access to more stuff so that you can fuckup more stuff in the future then keep on reading. Now find a drive which has directory names like, teachers/students, or System. Go to these directories and see if you can find a file which is named PASSWORD or PASSWRD or PASSWD something along those lines. If there's someone in the room then go to your disk and copy the file. If not then your free to print it out. This should contain the passwords for all the teachers and other login names. So in the future after they fix up the computers after your wonderful virus fuckup, you can go back and go into teachers files and stuff :). hehhe... Maybe change some marks :) Have FUN! And REMEMBER IMPROVISE! Later...