þ Preachers Of Texts [PoT] þ The Easiest, And The Fastest, Way To Become A, K-RAD HACKER Written By: SUiCiDAL So ya wanna be a K-Rad Elite Hacker, fast eh?! Well I got your solution right here. First, if ya wanna be a K-Rad Hacker, ya gotta have a cool alias. So fiddle around for a bit and think of some cool grusome names, and stuff. If your really dumb and still can't think of one. Get a list of some elite users and pick a username. You could either keep the name or look it up in thesaurus and find a name which means the same thing and may even be cooler than the actual alias you chose it from. Another way is to just scan through the dictionary, or various books. I've found that going to your local Book/Comic store helps and scan through all the comics for names and I'm sure you'll find a cool one. If ya look at the elite users, there are lots with names like Xavier, Wolverine, etc. Ok, now ya got your alias. The first thing ya gotta do, is find a list of elite boards. Call everyone up and apply. Make up some crap and make yourself look like your awesome. Like when ya get to the infoform, put all this bullshit down, like when it asks ya to list what bbs's your on, put all the best ones ya know, and be sure to include the areacode. So when your passed lieing your way through the infoform, write some crap about yourself to the sysop about how you know how to hack vmb/vms/vax/unix/pbx/internet and that you know what the fuck your doing, and say that your hacking one of them right now. Generally, the sysop would believe ya, cause it's not like he actually gives a fuck about ya. When your done calling a hundred boards or so, ya gotta wait for about 3 - 7 days, not unless you get in touch with the sysop from the matrix if you page and ya kiss his ass to get on. But, between the 3 - 7 day time period, call up the boards and check if ya get access. On the boards you get access too, go chat with the sysop and kiss his butt and stuff (he might raise your access and leach level :)). After that read the messages and post in nets replying to messages. Make up some mumbo jumbo just to keep the conversation going and to make it look like you actually know what the hell your talking about. Everyone will see ya and reply back to ya. All of a sudden you'll have a reputation, you'll meet other K-Rad Hackers and you'll have access to tons of hacking texts and utilities and other various files. Now use these files to explore the hacking world. Soon you should be into internet and exploring the depths of Datapac, Vaxs, Unix's, etc. Be sure to exchange your information in order to get more in return. You are now a K-Rad Elite Hacker! Enjoy! And remember who made you this K-Rad Hacker! Maybe even post me a message thanking me! :)