###################################################################### ###################################################################### #### ### ########## ####### ### ##### ### ### ##### ## ## #### #### ## ########### ####### ### #### ### ######## ### #### ## ## #### #### # ############ ####### ### # ### ### ######## #### ### ## ## #### #### ###### ### ####### ### ## ## ### ###### #### ### ## ## #### #### # ############ ####### ### ### # ### ######## #### ### ## ## #### #### ## ########### ####### ### #### ### ######## ### ############### #### ### ########## ### ### ##### ### ### ##### ## ## #### ###################################################################### ###################################################################### Issue Numbah Two! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Here we have Thunderhawk playing the part of Maya and talking with this winner Jacky. Jacky is a male that hangs in #chinese and is quite lame. Thunderhawk was bouncing all of this to the channel where the rest of us commented on it. :) woop *jacky* let's fuck *jacky* how hot r u? -> *jacky* are you so ugly, you cant get any real ? *jacky* oh no.....i'm handsome *jacky* so let's fuck *jacky* i just finished fucking two girls *jacky* they're taking a shower now *jacky* and i got nothing to do ...so i'm doing irc *jacky* ok baby...don't worry...i won't tell tehm!!!!!!!!!!! haha > thund you little tease This is phun.. lets see how far this dood will go.. =) > kewl > bounce everything *jacky* i'm going to lift u up against the wall and hold your legs on my +shoulder and lick u from underneath the legs andn lick my tongue all over +your clit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jacky* do u want tha??? HAHAHA *** jacky is rdw1277@IS2.NYU.EDU (Richard D. Wong) > thund: what did you do to provoke him? Nothing, I logged on a Maya!maya@204.1234.1234.1234 *jacky* do u want tha??? *jacky* let's do it then baby *jacky* action speak louder than words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *jacky* cn';n baby, let'f ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jacky* wear some sexy lingerie for me bvaby *jacky* ok baby ............................i watn u c'n abby let's do it ok.. what should i tell him.. > tell him you ar wearing hot sexy stuff damn he is getting werked up....he is missing chars majorly. *jacky* oh yeah ....oh i want u so BAD!!!!!!!!!!! > tell him you are teasing his manhood with your tongue and stuph. -> *jacky* I am wearing hot red underwear(crotchless of course) -> *jacky* fuck me hard baby *jacky* oh yeah ....oh i want u so BAD!!!!!!!!!!! *jacky* i want to fantasize u wearing nothing and we fuck in the elevator *jacky* hi *jacky* let's fuck *jacky* hello *jacky* u ther or what *jacky* what u wearing now? *jacky* i want u so bad to fuck me so hard baby -> *jacky* The elevator just stopped. hahaha > heheehe > tell him you are putting your hand up his arse > see if he likes that > tell him you want to dominate him and rape his butt. > see how far you can take him. *jacky* i will slip my hand under your underwear anduse my mouth and rip it off *jacky* so u naked now in bed? -> *jacky* Im in my bath with my laptop. > hahhahah.. bath and laptop tell him not to get shocked. :) *jacky* yeah desacribe yoru breast size for me Full, rich, and never sticky > ccrider: 4 years of lamer fun on irc.. you get to know some neat stuff!@#$!@$#1 *** jacky invites you to channel #rapeme -> *jacky* No, but I do have a BF. He is not in town though. *jacky* yeah so u naked now? *jacky* yeah ok...r u married? -> *jacky* No, but I do have a BF. He is not in town though. *jacky* oh u do? *jacky* does he mind if we have sex? -> *jacky* this is netsex, that doesnt count. *jacky* yeah do u like phone sex? -> *jacky* Not really. Where do you live ? *jacky* nyc u? -> *jacky* She is getting dry now... -> *jacky* but never mind. i wnat to be dominated. *jacky* so do u like phonesex *jacky* what do u mean? *jacky* u want to be dominate? > heheh.. tell him you want to do him! *jacky* what do u mean? *jacky* what do u mean *jacky* u want to be dominate? -> *jacky* I want you to dominate me. *jacky* oh yeah sure baby! *jacky* can u be my sex slave? -> *jacky* I am your sex slave. Ive been a naughty girl. Give me my +punishment. *jacky* yeah how old r u sexy? -> *jacky* 26 hehehehe > hehehehe this is hillarious > say "and ive been a bad girl!@#!@$!@$" > eye am logging this *jacky* yeah u don't mind do u i'm 20 -> *jacky* DOnt worry, just givwe me my punishment *jacky* r u very tanned i mean your whole body! -> *jacky* mmmm... Give me NOW... -> *jacky* I have white areas over my breasts, and my pussy.. *jacky* yeah oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!suck my dick fo rme!!!!!!!!!! > fuxin hilarious *jacky* yo giv eme your phone # -> *jacky* I dont like phone sex. -> *jacky* But I might call you some day... HAHA.. HE IS GONNA GIVE ME HIS PHONE#!!@!@ > yes!!! > post it up!! *jacky* no let me call u baby! *jacky* cm'n sexy -> *jacky* never mind. I think Ill go to bed ans sleep. This is getting nowere. *jacky* ok i'll fuck u now! *jacky* i'm going to lift your legs up and put it hard -> *jacky* Tie me to the bed. HARD HE IS ABOUT TO GIVE ME HIS #! *jacky* ok i'll fuck u now! *jacky* i'm going to lift your legs up and put it hard -> *jacky* Tie me to the bed. HARD *jacky* yes give me some strings -> *jacky* use my red socks.. -> *jacky* , no, use the thigh highs -> *jacky* Where did you go, my love ? *jacky* oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!i let me lift your legs up!! -> *jacky* describe your butt to me -> *jacky* Ill take my hand to jackys butt... and moves it soft agains the center of the butt. *jacky* yeah baby, that's it............... -> *jacky* and start to move the hand along the line.. *** Maya is maya@204.120.34.123 (maya nielsen) -> *jacky* and start to move the hand along the line.. -> *jacky* Leap my pussy... > leap my pussy? what does that one mean? *jacky* oh i'm licking it ! GIVE ME SOME STRAWBERRIESNOW! *jacky* eyah let me lick inside your pussy -> *jacky* oh... let me suck your dick untill it goes blue. *jacky* yeah suck it dry while i bite your tities *jacky* until they bleed.................. -> *jacky* now lick the head, and smell the sperm comming close. -> *jacky* Give me your phone#, And ill call you up.. Im comming... *jacky* oh yes baby *jacky* i want more -> *jacky* Give me your phone#, And ill call you up.. Im comming... -> *jacky* will you accept a collect ? *jacky* ah...........who cares......what does age diference make? *jacky* why can't u give me your phone # *jacky* i'll pay for it baby! -> *jacky* I dont like to give it out.. > heh "i am on the federal witness relocation program.. you can't call me" -> *jacky* never mind then. -> *jacky* never mind then. *jacky* ok...i'll give it to u -> *jacky* i am on the federal witness relocation program.. you can't call me *jacky* ok i'll call u baby *jacky* what's the number baby? -> *jacky* no you CAN'T call me. listen, if my BF wuold be home one day, and you called. -> *jacky* I dont want to risk anything. *jacky* ok i'll call u baby *jacky* what's the number baby? -> *jacky* no you CAN'T call me. listen, if my BF wuold be home one day, and you called. -> *jacky* I dont want to risk anything. *jacky* yeah then u want to call me? -> *jacky* yes. *hug* thew *hug* did it. i think > tell him you are getting wet thinking about talking to him -> *jacky* ill call you collect.. if you want me to. *jacky* ok then but who's going to pay? -> *jacky* ill call you collect.. if you want me to. *jacky* nah...how aobu tu pay ok sexy! -> *jacky* she is getting dry.. you better hurry.. mmm *jacky* ok the number is XXX-XXX-XXXX HAHA!!! I GOT IT > w3wp! -> *jacky* Ok, i hope that is the real one, Because Ill hang up now, and if ints not the real, Youll loose me. Ill talk with you soon it appears that jacky wants to put maya on a spoon and eat it. What a great guy.. bleh. Mail this lame fuck with your hot and horny stories.. keep him off IRC please. Thanx goes out to: Thunderhawk, CCRider, and the others in the channel providing keen comments and suggestions.