______________________________________________________________________________ T ||==\\ || || ||==\\ ||==|| || || B L E N D E R C O R P O R A T I O N || || || || || || || \\ // ------------------------------------ H || || || || ||==// ||=|| >|< >>> Presents <<< || || || || || \\ || // \\ DBCINDEX.DBC E ||==// \\==// || \\ ||==|| || || #000-DB00 -- [05/21/92] ______________________________________________________________________________ ___ __ ___ __ | |o\ |o ) | | he |__) urex |__) lender |__ orporation: Purveyors of Fine MondoPerplexion _____________________________________________________________________________ ***********>>>>>>>>>>> The Durex Blend-0-Rama Index <<<<<<<<<<<*********** _____________________________________________________________________________ #| Filename| By| Description --|---------|---|------------------------------------------------------------ 1| THEFALL | SB| The Fall - A Poem about Gumby's gruesome End 2| RAD-MAN | AA| Radiation Man - A Tale of Nuclear Woe in Hicksville 3| BAGEL1 | AA| Bagel Man - Bagel Man's Inception 4| WINKYFLX| AA| The Book of Flux - The Bible of the Winky Flux 5| DISCOFUN| AA| Disco Can Be Fun! - A tale of a k-k00l disco king 6| EGGPLANT| TE| Eggplantistismistism - The cult of the almighty Eggplant 7| ERN&BERT| SB| How Ernie and Bert Came to Be - The Awful Truth 8| IPROSE-1| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 1 - Several Shorts 9| IPROSE-2| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 2 - Boxer Shorts 10| LSTSOCKS| SB| Where Missing Socks From the Laundry Go - 'Nuff Said 11| IPROSE-3| RT| Irrelevant Prose - Vol. 3 - Dancing with Farmer Brown 12| RABBIT1 | AA| To Shave or not To Shave - A tale of Animal Testing 13| KENNDEDY| SB| It Started with a Hernia - The truth about Kennedy's death 14| CRUELTY | RT| Olfactory Cruelty - A tale of perfidious perfumery 15| SANKHEZ | SB| Fred San-Khez... Vol. 1 & 2 - Captured chats by Fred himself 16| ONLYONE | SB| My Only One - A poem of toxic mutant alien love 17| BEDTIME | SB| A Bedtime Story - A cautionary/culinary tale for kids 18| E-TALES1| SB| Elementary School Tales - Masterworks from 2nd & 3rd grade 19| GOINCRZY| FP| Going Crazy - A poem of growing insanity 20| SAYINGS1| SE| Sayings and Ancient Truths - from Schrodinger's Cat 21| CLOWN2BE| RT| Clown TO BE Evil - A commentary/story of sorts 22| ARTSYCM1| RT| The Artsy, Tortured Poet: Story and Commentary - Sheer art 23| BK-LEM | TE| The Gospel According to Lem - From the "Book of the Egg" 24| FREECHAN| RT| Free Cable Channels: How & Now - Simplicity itself 25| HLYTOAST| RT| The Holiness of Burnt Toast and the Parallel of the Seasons 26| MONKEYPW| FH| The Monkey's Paw - Fishead's retelling of a timeless classic 27| | | 28| | | 29| | | 30| | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ All files are in the format: "FILENAME.DBC" Key to Writers: ----------------------------------------------------------------- AA - Aldebaran Arghat SB - Snarfblat RT - Random Tox FH - Fishead TE - The Eternally Happy One FP - The Facetious Little Pip SE - Someone Else The Employee Roster: -------------------- Random Tox - CEO, The Durex Blender Corporation [Corpus Dei] Aldebaran Arghat - Director, Right-Hand Manliness Department Snarfblat - President, Neural Amusement Development Bureau The Wekabeast - Director, Battery-Powered Woodwind Laboratories The Immortal Spam - Foreman, Acquisitions and Imports Department Freelancers: ------------ The Facetious Little Pip The Eternally Happy One (T.E.H.O.) Fishead The Durex Blender Corporation is affiliated with the Following: --------------------------------------------------------------- MondoPerplexion Magazine Electronic Service Professionals The Church of the Holy Tire Iron The Eleventh New Reformed Orthodox Neo-NeuroGnostic Cabana of Sacred Household Appliances and Retrosapient Thinking ______________________________________________________________________________ (C)1992 by The Durex Blender Corporation & Random Tox All Rights Available at the Door. No Reservations. *** Spread the word of Turnex, the Blender for the Next Millenium. *** *** Read us. Love us. Hate us. *** The Durex Blender Corporation : Boston (617) 696-8156 - 24oo/8N1 - 24 hours