Bananas are better than men because.............. The average banana stays hard for a week. The average banana is at least 6 inches long. A banana never suffers from performance anxiety. Bananas are easy to pick up. You can fondle bananas in a supermarket... ... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. Bananas can get away any weekend. A banana will always respect you in the morning. A banana doesn't ask. "Am I the first". Bananas don't care if you are a virgin. Bananas won't tell other bananas you're not a virgin anymore. With bananas you don't have to be a virgin more than once. Bananas don't have sex hang-ups. You can have as many bananas as you can handle. You only eat bananas when you feel like it. Bananas never need a round of applause. Bananas won't ask:- Am I the Best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? A banana won't mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over. A banana will never make a scene because there are other bananas in the fridge. No matter how old you are you can always get another banana. A banana will never give you a hickey. Bananas can stay up all night...and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot. Bananas won't leave you wondering for a month. Bananas won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them. A banana never forgets to flush the toilet. A banana doesn't flush the toilet when you are in the shower, Bananas don't compare you to a centerfold. Bananas don't tell you they like you better with long hair. A banana will never leave you for :- Another woman Another man Another banana. You always know where your banana has been. Bananas don't have mid-life crisis. Bananas don't play the guitar and try to find themselves. A banana doesn't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually. Bananas never expect you to have little bananas. It's easy to drop a banana.