View: ETHEOPIAN JOKE BOOK Uploaded to: The Party Line (415) 447-0963 -!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-! ! - - ! ! THE ETHOPIAN JOKE BOOK - - -=- =-=-=-=- =-=- =-=- ! ! PART 1 - - ! ! WRITTEN BY THE BLUE BUCCANEER - - UPLOADED BY THE PHONEY PHONER ! ! THANKS TO BIFF FROGLODYTE - - ! ! - - ! ! THE REBEL ALLIANCE MEG CS/CF - - [619] 942-6670 ! ! THE ASSEMBLY LINE - - [502] 459-5531 ! ! THE SPACE BAR - - [PW: BANZAI] [505] 265-5178 ! ! WALMAR BBS - - [503] 382-2498 ! !-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!- WHAT IS 3:3:4? => THE MEASUREMENTS OF MISS ETHEOPIA WHAT DOES AN ETHEOPIAN DO WITH A BAG OF RICE? => OPEN A RESTAURANT WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A DOG? => A VEGETARIAN WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH TWO DOGS? => A RANCHER WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH THREE DOGS? => A CATERER HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A PHONE BOOTH? => ALL OF THEM HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A SHOWER? => NONE, THEY ALL SLIP DOWN THE DRAIN DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN WHO WAS AT THE ZOO AND FELL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT? => HE ATE THREE OF THEM BEFORE THE ZOO OFFICIALS COULD PULL HIM OUT WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A PENNY ON HIS HEAD? => A NAIL WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT? => THEY STARVE WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS USE VANICIAN BLINDS FOR? => BUNK BEDS WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A SESAME SEAD BUN ON HIS HEAD? => A QUARTER POUNDER WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT? => THEY MAKE TV COMMERCIALS WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD? => ANYTHING WHEN IT'S PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF ULTIMA IV? => HE ATE IT WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX? => THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF ULTIMA IV? => HE ATE IT WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX? => THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES TO SAY EAT ME! EAT ME! WHAT DO YOU CALL A 65 POUND ETHEOPIAN? => A CANNIBAL WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A BAG OF RICE? => SET FOR LIFE WHAT'S THIS: 0 ? (WRONG! IT'S NOT A BABY ETHEOPIAN!) AN ETHEOPIAN CHOKE X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X