Try this at your unix login : > > % rm meese-ethics > rm: meese-ethics nonexistent > > % ar m God > ar: God does not exist > > % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? > Unmatched ". > > % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? > Modifier failed. > > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? > Too many ('s. > > % make love > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > > % sleep with me > bad character > > % got a light? > No match. > > % man: why did you get a divorce? > man:: Too many arguments. > > % ^What is saccharine? > Bad substitute. > > % %blow > %blow: No such job. > > % \(- > (-: Command not found. > > $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense > no sense in pretending! > > $ drink bottle: cannot open > opener: not found > > $ mkdir matter; cat >matter > matter: cannot create > > --