%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%% %%% %% THE TRUE LEECH HAZARD %% % % % [%\ WRITTEN BY: /%] % %% [%\ THE ROCKER! /%] %% %%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% YES FOLKS, WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH...THE TRUE LEECH'S OUT THERE THAT WE REALLY HATE...YES WE VOTE ON THEM,RAG ON THEM,SHIT ON THEM,POST THEIR HOME FONE,CALL THEM AT THREE IN THE MORNING,BUT WE CAN NEVER STOP THEM FROM BEING LEECH'S...NOW THE ISSUE COMES UP ON HOW TO STOP THEM...THAT IS WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT BUT IT ALSO INCLUDES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ASSHOLE AND A TRUE 'LEECH'... AN ASSHOLE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU HATE INSIDE BUT CAN ALSO BE A LEECH...A FINE EXAMPLE IS THE TRACKER...HE MAKES AN ASSHOLE OUT OF HIMSELF BY MAKING LOSER CATLINE PROGRAMS...BUT LETS CONTINUE ONWARD...ALSO AN ASSHOLE MAYBE SOMEONE WHO DECIDES TO RAG ON YOU FER NO REASON LIKE A LOCAL NOT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY A BIG PIRATE THAT SHALL POST HIS HOME FONE ON KARATEKA // THOUGH THE DIFFERNCE IS THAT A TRUE LEECH IS SOMEONE WHO WILL ONLY KALL A CATSEND OR AE LINE AND TAKE ALL THE WAREZ OF THE LINE...YOU CAN CATCH THESE PEOPLE BY FINDING THEIR NAME 4 TIMES FOR YOUR 4 DRIVES ON YOUR CATSEND BOARD FOR WATCH THEM STAY ON YOUR AE LINE FOR HALF THE FUCKING DAY...NOW THE QUESTION COMES UP 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THEM?' WELL...A TRUE 'LEECH' IS MOST LIKELY A LOOSER AND WILL POST HIS HOME FONE NUMBER TO TRADE ON HIS LOCAL BOARDS... GET HIS NUMBER AND CONTINUE ONWARD BY KALLING HIM THREE IN THE MORNING, BUT MAKE IT FUN FOR YOU...USE YOUR HANDY CAT'S MEOW VOICE DISTORTER AND GIVE HIM/IT A FRIENDLY VAMPIRE CONVERSATION AND HE WON'T BE THOROUGHLY AMUSED... ALSO IF HE IS A LOCAL ASSHOLE LIKE SNAKE MAN IS TO ME THEN GET INTO THE DIRTY STUFF...RISING SUN SOFTWARE... GARDEN OF EDEN COMPUTERS...GET WHAT I AM SAYING...THE SHITBRAIN IS LIKELY TO GIVE OUT HIS ADDRESS ON EITHER HIS TRASH 80 OR CUMODORIAN 64 'PUTER BBS...LIKE THIS SEND ALL DONATIONS TO... XXX STREET .... THEN KALL YOUR FAVORITE HARDWARE COMPANY AND GET THE LOSER THE REAL KIND OF SET-UP HE REALLY NEEDS...AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT GET YOURSELF WHAT YOU ALWAYS NEEDED...A FRANKLIN ACE 1000 OR AN APPLE //+ OR MAYBE A HARD DRIVE ALSO ANOTHER NICE THING YOU COULD DO TO YOUR LOVER IS SARINATE HIM OVER THE FONE AT AN UNREASONABLE TIME...A FUN ONE IS ROOTBERAG OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON THE ACCUMULATOR...I AM ALMOST SURE HE WILL NOT BE AMUSED...BUT HE WILL JAM WITH IT...ALSO CHERRY BOMBS ARE FUN THINGS...THEY CAN BE USED FER ALMOST ANY KIND OF DESTRUCTION WHICH INCLUDES BLOWING DOWN HIS FENCE OR GIVING HIM THE FEELING OF WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE WITH OUT A HOT WATER HEATER. ANOTHER FUN THING IS TO CUT HIS FONE LINES AND DESTROY HIS LOOSER BBS... OF COURSE THE LONG DISTANCE ATTACK ON LEECH'S IS SOMETIME HARDER BUT..IT CAN ALWAYS BE DONE...CALL ONE OF YOUR GOOD,BIG PIRATE FRIENDS AND GET YOUR HATED LEECH HIS OWN 10 MEG CATSEND WITH ALL THE NEW WAREZ PUT ON THE NEW WARE KARATEKA //...THERE ARE ALSO THE WAYS OF USING HIS FONE LINE TO MAKE LONG DISTANCE KALLS AND HIS CREDIT CARD NUMBERS ETC...BUT THAT IS FOR THE OTHER TEXT FILES CONCERNING THOSE FIELDS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION... WELL I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR HATED LEECH AND AT THE END OF THIS FILE I WILL SHARE A FEW ASSHOLES AND LEECHS AT THE END OF THIS FILE...PLUS AS A SPECIAL NOTE FOR THE LOSERS AT THE END OF THIS FILE THAT ARE POSTED... CALL ME AT FRANKLIN'S TOWER CATSEND AND WE CAN START A CONFERENCEN THE TRACKER'S BILL AND VOTE ON WHO SHOULD RUN THE HOTLINE FOR YOU GUYS NAMED ASSHOLE'S ANONYMOUS... SO GO NAIL YOUR TRUE LEECH'S! Reprinted from the Back Door BBS 607-748-3259 300/1200 Baud The Lunatic Phringe BBS 312-965-3677 1200/300 Baud