New Identity Method "A": A How-to ManualBrought to you by SSB G-files, Inc. 1) Go to a cemetary, the baby section. Find a baby who has lived for less than 1 day (his birthdate and deathdate must be the same). His birthdate and name will become yours. So, make sure that he has a name that is simple to spell and pronounce, and make sure that his birthdate is the one you wish to aquire.2) Take down (on a peice of paper) all of the information on the headstone. The more information there is, the better. There should be the child's name, parents' names, and the child's birthdate and deathdate. Other information is not necessary, but may come in handy.3) You should now have the name of the baby, and his parents' names, at the very least. Our final objective at this time is to obtain his birth certificate; however, we do not have enough information about this child to search the archives for his birth certificate. So we must first obtain some more information about this child. His death certificate would be a good place to look, and we DO have enough information to perform a death certificate search. Go to city hall, the death certificate department, and give them the child's name, deathdate, and perhaps a parent's name, and they will be happy to retrieve his death certificate for you. Get a NOTARIZED copy of it (this may cost a few dollars). You have just retrieved a piece of PUBLIC information, and should have no fear of doing this. It is not illegal.4) Now that you have the DEATH certificate of the child you wish to become, you must obtain his BIRTH certificate. You will find all of the necessary information required to retrieve the BIRTH certificate on the DEATH certificate. So, using the information found on the death certificate, GET HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE (again, a notarized copy). This, again, is public information, and you have not committed any crime (yet!).5) You should now have the child's birth certificate and death certificate. BURN THE DEATH CERTIFICATE. You are advised to do this because if you are to fully assume tis child's identity, no one must know that this death certificate exists. It says that YOU are DEAD, and upon seeing this, people will get VERY suspicious. Just burn it and get it over with.6) What we are concerned with now is the birth certificate. For all intents and purposes, this is now YOUR birth certificate. You ARE the child described on this piece of paper. NEVER forget this. You should study your birth certificate. KNOW YOURSELF inside and out. You could be quizzed on this information by a social security officer, and if you don't know it, it could blow the whole scheme. Just memorize your birth certificate. It's that simple.7) Now, you should have your birth certfiicate and you should know who you are. You must now obtain a picture I.D. to convince others that you are who you say you are. Go to any place that sells I.D. cards, give them your birth certificate, and they will make you an unofficial (not notarized) identification card with your picture on it. You are still legal. 8) You should now have your birth certificate, and an unofficial I.D. card stating who you are. Places like bars and nightclubs will not honor your unofficial I.D. card, but the library should. Go to the library, present your unofficial I.D. card and your birth certificate, and they will most certainly give you a library card9) You now have two OFFICIAL forms of I.D.: A birth certificate (which is notarized, so its official) and a library card. This is all the identification you need to obtain a social security card (but you may have to show proof of address, so have an invoice with your name and address on it handy). So, go to the federal building and apply for a Social Security Card. Be VERY careful in filling out the forms. Be sure to use your NEW identity's information down. You must use your own address in order to recieve the card in the mail. You should get it in 4-6 weeks. This is illegal. You are committing Social Security fraud.10) By now you should have three (count 'em) forms of official I.D.: A notarized birth certificate, a library card, and a Social Security card. In order to apply for a driver's license and/or State approved I.D., the State of Ohio requires that you have your birth certificate, your Social Security card, and one more form of I.D.. You have all that!! Go get a driver's license!!11) You should now have your State I.D./Driver's license, your birth certificate, your social security card, a library card, and an unofficial picture I.D.. This much I.D. is enough to convice ANYONE that you are who you say you are. This means that now you can obtain anything under your new identity that you could have obtained under your old identity. This includes passports, credit cards, bank accounts, club memberships, -- ANYTHING!! The more things you do with your new identity, the more established your new identity becomes. *WARNING* You can also give your new identity a criminal record, so be careful! If you have come this far, you are also highly illegal. You can be prosecuted for defrauding Social Security and probably for forgery. You really have no reason to fear; though, because social security will have no reason to prosecute until you actually defraud them (and that won't happen until you start receiving Social Security checks when you're 65 years old!). What's more, the Social Security Administration will be the only ones able to inform the other agencies that you are a fony, since the other agencies rely on the Social Security card as a true means of identity. You can greatly reduce your risk of being discovered as a fony (and that risk is very small to begin with) by simply avoiding anyone that would want to do an in-depth background check on you (if someone did do a background check, they may locate your death certificate). That's pretty simple. Just don't apply for any government jobs (like an FBI agent), don't commit any crimes, and don't join the armed forces under your new name. Other than those few limitations, you can be fearless, and enjoy being a new person!Written by SSB Inc., with special thanks to the Bratwurst Man=======================================!! An SSB Publication. (C) 1987 !!=======================================