############################################################################### ## HUMOR!! ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ## ## Several Proverbs to Live by! \||/ ## ## || ## ## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ## ## Dated: 7/27/91 ## ## Greets to: The GELster, Guido's little brother, Erasmus' ## ## bigger sister, Baron's dog, Trojan Man's Nachos... ## ## ## ## Ying Yang BBS The Game Parlor BBS FuNHouse BBS ## ## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#002 ZAN Mosque#001 ## ## SysOp: CoP SysOp: Eightball SysOp: Erasmus ## ############################################################################### DisClaimer: Have fun, or play with yourself... [-------] "The corn is never declared innocent in the court of chickens." -Old Ewe Proverb "Now is yesterday's tomorrow." -Cosmic California Proverb "Good luck is an eel in the pond of fools." -Hoary Russian Proverb "You may drink out of a human skull but you may never forget it once had eyes in it." -Venerable Shmolo Proverb "Love is a dark pit." -Timeworn Hungarian Proverb "Wealth is like hair in the nose; if much is pulled out, it is painful, if little, it is painful." -Logical Kongo Proverb "The Lithanian is stupid like a pig but cunning like a serpent." -Thoughtful Polish Proverb "When you have figs in your haversack, everybody seeks your friendship." -Tested Albanian Proverb "But for the wide trousers, prayer would be a scandal." -Provocative Wolof Proverb "God often gives nuts to toothless people." -Tested Montenegrin Proverb "He who was Diarrhea cannot hold up him who vomits." -Philosophical Ruanda Proverb "A dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps." -Oh-So-True Chinese Proverb "If you see ants on the staircase, know that there is semolina upstairs." -Scientific Moorish Proverb "If you want to know your friends, lie down in the gutter, pretend to be drunk, and shout strange proverbs." -Sad Colombian Proverb "Truth is greater than ten goats." -Bucolic Zogo Proverb "The water-carrier drinks no slime." -Eloquent Ngoni Proverb "At home even wood tastes good." -Cryptic Norwegian Proverb "When the cat dies, the mice rejoice." -Inspirational Flemish Proverb "Drink beer, think beer." -Pithy Rongan Proverb "Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money." -Unsentimental Albanian Proverb "A mean guy shouldn't have any wine." -Blunt Bulgarian Proverb "Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything." -Ambiguous Swedish Proverb "A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit." -Unique Egyptian Proverb "Every day is not friday; there is also tuesday." -Quizzical Persian Proverb "In the forest a skillet sounds like music." -Candid Prussian Proverb "Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them." -Perceptive Polish Proverb "When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is deceiving you." -Irrefutable Ibo Proverb "Do not blow into a bear's ear." -Educated Czech Proverb "The best of the 36 plans is to run away." -Frank Korean Proverb "Do not tell proverbs in the winter; if you do, the toads will visit you." -Unnerving Cree Proverb [-----] This is dedicated to Anita.