_______________________________________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ] \ / presents \ / (` ') (` ') (U) (U) Lyrics To The Mentors "Up The Dose" LP By Mr. Drunkfux >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- _______________________________________________________________________________ So,like,Moo,d00dez!This is my first 'Official' writing for that ever famous grewp of k-k00l el8 guYzZ,-cDc-.I've never been too big on lyric files,but I figured someone HAD to type this one up.This file will prove to do you 'l0aDz' of good in the case of a s-k00l songwriting contest or a local church poetry reading.Just whip one of 'em out and impress everyone (including your parents).Here we go... Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock ------------------------------------ Heterosexuals have the right to rock So glam fags get off the block Who wants to see transvestites in drag Who look like a glam rock fag Looking like a sissy and a bitch Ya look like that your daddy must be rich Make up on their face and their hair in a shag You know that they're a disgrace and a fag Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage Heterosexuals have the right to rock Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance We don't wear dresses,we wear pants On the stage we'll rock you all we can We're gross and fat,but we look like a man Listen everyone,we're gonna rock Look like a man not a peacock The jerks with the make up who wear the braids Are most likely to have AIDS Heterosexuals have the right to rock Heterosexuals have the right to rock Heterosexuals have the right to rock Heterosexuals have the right to rock Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle They prance all around like a french poodle They hang around in cliques for kicks But we all know they're chicks with dicks They wash their hair in a washing machine You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean The fags wear earrings in their ear You know that they're a mother fucking queer Heterosexuals have the right to rock Put your homo head on the chopping block Heteros want to see rock this year Mentors and not a queer Heterosexuals have the right to rock Heterosexuals have the right to rock Rock 'Em Sock 'Em ----------------- I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys I had to do it to get all my joys I got drunk,so high on some booze Comin home baby,to give you a bruise Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Gonna come home drunk And kick your big,fat ass Seein' other guys With the makeup all over your eyes I had to learn her the law of the land I showed her the power of my back hand Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Gonna come home drunk little woman And kick your big,slutty ass And I'm gonna beat you And whip you with my belts On your face I'm gonna leave some bruises On your ass I'll leave some welts No no,I don't want to miss her Gonna pop her in the kisser No no,I don't want to hear you nag Gonna use your face for a punching bag Beat you and beat you and beat you and beat you I'm gonna punch you where you kiss And I'm gonna beat you baby If you love me,drink my piss Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Gonna come home drunk and kick your big,fat ass Pig beating pig beating pig beating That's how I get my kicks Take that slut Oh oh,this time I don't want to miss her Gonna punch her in the kisser Oh oh,don't want to listen to you nag Gonna use your face for a punching bag White Trash Woman ----------------- Let me tell you what happened the other day Met this woman I took home to lay I went over to the sleasy diner Met this wench sporting a shiner She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord Kickin' back at the pad where we stay Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work Yeah She's kinda funny and kinda rude She hooks for money and shoplifts for food She provides the money where we stay Heck,there ain't any other way She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work Yeah I wonder if every day was like this I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss Yuk White trash woman,she's a white trash woman Adultery -------- I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring Cause one night stands are my thing Your marriage means nothin' to me I'm totally into adultery It's our secret between just you and me That we're into committing adultery She was feeling all alone She called me up on the telephone She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner It's our secret between just you and me That we love to committ adultery Adultery That's the life for you and me Adultery That's the life for you and me Now it's time that we hit the sack I'm gonna pull out and come on your back I don't want your old man knowin' I was there So he will still chow down in your pubic hair It's our secret between just you and me That we love to committ adultery Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut You and me naked together had fun I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son We were drunk and feelin' fine I just hope my son has a dick like mine It's our secret between just you and me That we love to committ adultery Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah Adultery,that's the life for you and me Adultery,that's the life for you and me On The Rag ---------- My bitch is on the rag Bloody cunt is such a drag My bitch is on the rag Oh she's such a nag Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird Ran to the mirror saw blood on my beard My bitch is on the rag Bloody cunt is such a drag My bitch is on the rag Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag Then she said she wanted to ball I said shut up bitch and take a midol She insisted on having sex Spread her legs and saw a kotex My bitch is on the rag Bleeding hole is such a drag My bitch is on the rag Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag She was bitchy and causing a fuss It's an added problem between us Water build up what a drag I know this bitch is on the rag When this bitch is on the rag I love to say things and I love to brag Usually sex is such a gas But this time,I'm crammin' it up her ass yeah My bitch is on the rag Bleeding twit is such a drag My bitch is on the rag Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag On the rag,what a drag,on the rag,what a drag She's on the rag,she's on the rag,she's such a nag Kick It On Down --------------- Don't ya love it baby When you gotta get it on With a cruster With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face Saw you walking down the street Watcha doing,out walking your beat? I got money,I got power How much to give you a golden shower So she got in my car And we drove real far So she could Kick it on down Talking 'bout your body yeah Kick it down slut Kick it on down Well I got money And I want Your pussy And your tits Kick it on down Wench Your body is ours to share Let me help myself to your body And we'll go Around the world Kick it Kick it Kick it on down Talking 'bout deep throat Down Talking 'bout your body baby I wanna piece of you Take you home for my buddies to also screw Don't ya love it when I introduce you to the guys out back Kick it on down Don't go home to your main man,ya gotta stay here Kick it on down To the road crew yeah Kick it on down To the photographer and the soundman Kick it on down Hussy,your body is ours to share Let me help myself to your body And we can be naked together Down Kick it down,kick it down Don't ya love it when you gotta get it on With a bald,fat,bearded,bad breath slob And ya know you gotta do it for drugs or money Beacause that's your job Yeah,kick it down to a crusty hippie Slut,kick it down to the dudes on Hollywood and Western Kick it on down At the rector hotel you gotta Kick it on down To the swedish erotica team Kick it on down To a drug dealer,kick it down Kick it on down Do it for drugs,or do it for money Either way,I think it's funny Don't ya love it now yeah Kick it on down Pull off your clothes I wanna see those boobs Kick it on down No,we're not done yet We got more dudes to screw you all around Kick it on down to a cruster To a bum under the freeway Kick it on down To a lice ridden,crusty biker Kick it on down Sleasy cum,yeah,rubbin' in your face Kick it on down To me yeah,and all my road crew Kick it on down Secretary Hump -------------- Here comes my secretary hump I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump She works all day from nine to five She's kickin' up my sex drive Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide And cram my big dick inside Now,I'm just an executive on the job And I'm just a horny slob Here comes my secretary hump Gonna cram my dick up her rump Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside Oh gettin' my urge up She looks so sexy Long fingernails,short little skirt Can't hold back any longer Can't stop myself Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge Here comes my secretary hump Gonna cram my dick up her rump Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide And hock a luggie inside She knew what to do around the clock She knew how to blow my cock She knew what to do when hired If she doesn't put out,she's fired Ah,you want to raise a baby? Get it on with big,boss,daddy man Don't look at me like you're too smart You're just a little tart You want a raise? Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge Couch Test Casting ------------------ I'm couch test casting in Hollywood Couch test casting makes me feel so good My luck with women is ever lasting On my office couch,I'm always casting You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star Have sex with me and you'll go real far The office is open from 8 to 4 Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus She kicked me down her body without a fuss The next girl came all the way from New York City She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star Have sex with me and you'll go real far Take acting lessons and modeling class It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass The next girl was 9 and needed protection I got bold and I got an erection So all you chicks,if you wanna go far You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star Have sex with me and you'll go real far Lying on your back you say you can act You're just a slut and that's a fact Couch test casting ih Hollywood Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good And when I'm through with you baby There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah! You wanna come to hollywood and be a star Have sex with me and you'll go real far My office is open from 8 to 4 I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore S.F.C.C. -------- Suck and fuck and cook and clean Baby you know what I mean You gotta do it every day Suck and fuck and cook and clean Slut you know what I mean It's your daily routine First you suck Then you fuck Then you cook And last you clean Suck and fuck and cook and clean Baby do you know what I mean? I'm the king of the castle Suck and fuck and cook and clean Baby you know what I mean Don't give me a hassle First you suck Then you Fuck Then you cook And last you clean Suck and fuck Cook and clean Come on slut You know what the hell I mean If you want to please your master You got to do it faster If you want to be my wife You got to do it all the rest of your life First you suck,slut Then you fuck,yeah you dumb airhead Then you cook,eat lots of food Then you clean my pad Wash my socks,scrub my ass Draw me a bath bitch Then you cook me a feast Yeah Then you clean,scrub my pad throughly Suck and fuck and cook and clean Slut,you know it's your future If you know what I mean Suck and fuck and cook and clean It's your daily routine Up The Dose ----------- It's the time for the thrills I got an assortment of knockout pills Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed I know you'll be givin' head This is what I got for you A ton of drugs to do So shut up and listen to this Now take qualludes and thorazine Heroin and morophine Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4 Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads Angel dust librium Take tons of it baby Take it all And we'll be naked Ballin' together Qualludes and morophine,heroin and thorazine Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4 Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads Angel dust C'mon baby,do as I say It's the only way I'll get my lay Up the dose and we'll be naked today Rubbin' our sex organs together Qualludes and morophine Heroin and thorazine Reds dilaudid Percodan and valium too Now take the codeine number 4 alcohol sleep eze Marijuana romilar niquil loads angel dust librium Mandrax glue mda And we'll be naked It's the only way When you're high on drugs It's how I get my lay Qualludes and morophinem,heroin and thorazine Mda codeine alcohol Up the dose,up the dose,we have so much fun Up the dose,you can have my son Up the dose and we'll be naked together Qualludes and morophine,Heroin and thorazine Reds dilaudid percodan and mandrax Sniff some glue Baby Pretty impressive,eh?I had to insert all the punctutaion,because there wasn't any on the lyric sheet.I can kind of understand that though,I doubt they really could give a fuck about punctuation (or know what the hell it is).Make sure to pass this file along to family members,your sunday sk00l class,Santa Claus,the women's rights council,the tooth fairy,the girl scouts,and the facuilty of your local church,so that it can be throughly enjoyed by one and all. Thanks aren't neccessary because no one helped me type this fucking thing,I stole the cassette,and I had to squint for 8 hours trying to decipher the words (which are about 1/87921th of an inch big).Plus, like I said,I had to put in all the spiffy punctuation because the rejects at the record company (ooooooh,Death Records.Original!) didn't know how (I knew graduating from High School was good for SOMETHING). So,there will be no thanks or mention of any k-rad s0puR el8 m0dUmb d00dz (especially Razor Ratt,Angel Of Pain,Grandmaster Ratte,or any of the geeks from cDc).If you have any questions,death threats, comments,drugs,or interesting stories about your life long quest with the Village People,leave them on Demon Roach,New Society,or wherever else I may be at a given moment in this lifetime.If all else fails, tell me ALL about it (Gee,I REALLY wanna hear from you) at either: 800-45-Voice,Box 7500 or 800-22-Voice,Box 1082 or 415-468-2950,Box 7230. So,like,GOODBYE (Not,lAtur,or l8r,or lAtr0,or lAtuz,or sLaTe,or laTEz). ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Demon Roach Underground:806/794-4362:3/12/2400 Baud:cDc:Private New Society:915/532-3226:3/1200 Baud:Super d00d Password Is JELLO:Ae The Ever K-Kool Metal AE:201/879-6668:1200 Baud Only:Neon Knights:KILL =============================================================================== (c)1988 cDc communications by Mr. Drunkfux 2/21/88-41 All Rights Worth Shit