_______________________________________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ] \ / presents... \ / (` ') (` ') (U) (U) FUN WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS by Dial Tone >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- _______________________________________________________________________________ To start off, I would like to say that Black September Pirates (BSEPT) have no affiliation with cDc communications (cDc). The only reason I put them on my files is because I happen to be a member of both groups. So if you think we're together, blow me. STARTING OFF ------------ Ok well, I hope you've read as many lockpicking files that you can find 'cause you have to know how to pick locks very well. Not Master or American locks but the built in door kind. Or just have some plastic explosives on hand. Ok. What you do is you just go out at night (around 3:00 am) or so, but earlier if you're into bloodshed and car accidents. Look for a traffic light with green, red, and yellow. If you're color blind it won't help you if you read this anyway. Look around and you'll see a big silver box and a smaller one sitting next to it. Make sure no one is watching, but if you can become invisible, don't worry about it. Open the big silver box and you'll see 2 switches and a button on the end of a cord. The first switch is the automatic/manual switch. Its to switch the lights around. The second switch is to turn all the lights to blink yellow. I think you can figure out how to flip a switch and push a button. HAVING FUN WITH IT ------------------ Ok if you really have a fuckin' sick ass mind and are into gore and glass and shit, flip the automatic/manual switch to manual and grab the cord and wait for a group of cars to come down the road with the green light and some cars waiting at the red light. When the light is green, and the other light is red, hit the button when the second or third car has gone through the green light and smack that button. Zoom. Crash. Run like hell. The second one is so you can do shit, but you don't have to be there to watch. When you see cars coming in both directions, flip the blinking switch on and run or sit and watch if you like that shit. Immediately the yellow lights will blink and both cars will forget to stop and watch for each other. CRASH! TO END ------ If you have any thing against this file, suck my dick. I'm not responsible for whose cars you wreck if you do this. Thanks to: Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Phantom Access, L.E. Pirate, and Psychedelic Warlord Dragonfire Private Pr] OPEN SESAME Nu] DEAD.........[609] 424-2606 Demon Roach Und. Pr] xxxxxx Nu] xxxxxxxxx....[806] 794-4362 New Society BBS/pAE Nu] JELLO........[915] 532-3226 Surf Shop Und. Pr] DEADSPOT.......................[609] 435-5793 =============================================================================== (c) 1988 cDc communications by Dial Tone e.o.f. 10:12pm EST 1/3/88-33 All Rights Worth Shit