*=-- --=* { George Carlin: nonconformist, liberal, open-minded, and by far } funnier than any other comedian-come-lately. His latest effort { has been transcribed for your carnal [dis]pleasure. Enjoy! } *=-- --=* *=-- --=* { the } -=*/> Buzzz Bros. <\*=- present _____________ AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF IMPOLITE WORDS: 2,443 FILTHY WORDS AND PHRASES Part II Compiled By George Carlin ______________ Text Entry by Havoc { } *=-- --=* Lecher -------- alley cat amoroso animal basher bed-presser belly bumper bird's nester bluebeard bum fiddler casanova chimney sweep chippy chaser cock hound cocksman cocksmith don juan eager beaver feather-bed soldier fleece hunter flesh fly flesh monger flower fancier fox hunter fuckster gamestock gash hound goat grouser gully raker hair monger headhunter horseman king of clubs ladies' tailor lech libertine lothario lover make-out artist meat hound moll hunter mr. horner muttoner parish bull pelter pinch-bottom prigger quail hunter ranger rider rooster rounder rutter sexpert sexual athleat sharpshooter skin dog smell smock son of venus sportsman stallion stoat stud swinger swordsman tad tit kisser tomcat town bull town rake tug-mutton tummy tickler whisker splitter whore hopper whore hound womanizer woodman Easy Woman ------------ adultera alley cat bangster bed bunny belly-lass biffer bimbo bunny calico queen charity's stuff chippy coming wench cum freak dead easy easy lay easy make easy meat floozy free-for-all free ride gay in the groin gobble-prick goober grabber grassback grind hairy bit high flyer hobby horse horns-to-sell hoy lay hot stuff hot number hot tamale hussy jazz baby letching piece light skirts loose woman miss horner nestlecock nympho open-ass pick-up piece of stray playgirl pleaser push-over puta roundheel scupper sexpot shagstress short-heeled wench slot-jab soft-jaw strollop tickle-tail town punch tramp wag-tail walk-up fuck wanton warm bit willing-tit yes-girl Prostitute ------------ ass peddler bachelor's wife bangster barrack hack bimmy bird biscuit blouser bob tail boong moll broad bunny burlap sister business girl butt-peddler call girl cannon woman canvasback chippy cock-eyed jenny coffee grinder come-catcher common sewer company girl crack salesman cruiser door keeper dress for sale early door erring sister fallen woman fast-fanny fast woman ferry flag-about flash-tail flatback flax-wench flesh pot floosie foreskin hunter frail sister garbage can girl at ease guinea hen harlot harpie hatrack hay-bag hooker hose-bag hunt-about hustler joy girl lady of the evening lease piece livestock loose fish lowheel mattress merry-legs moonlighter moth need-woman night jobber nockstress notch-broad nymph of darkness old rip overnight bag painted woman pavement princess piece piece of trade pinch-prick pintle-twister poker climber pro prossy punchable fun put quial quiff raspberry tart reciever general red-light sister sailor's bait saleslady scarlet sister she sails sister sister of mercy sloop of war slut speedy sister sporting girl stem siren streetwalker strumpet tail tart thrill dame toffer tricking broad tumble vent rider vice sister whore window tapper woman about town working girl zook Pimp ------ apron squire ass peddler brother of the gusset button broker crack salesman fishmonger flesh peddler gorilla honey man hustler iceberg slim mack man missionary panderer petticoat merchant ponce procurer prosser runner skirt man stable boss toute whiskin Brothel --------- academy bagnio bag-shanty bandbox bat house beauty parlor beaver base bed house bird cage bordello button-hole factory cab joint cake shop call house can house cat flat cat house chippy house coupling house disorderly house doss house fish market flash crib flesh market fuckery garden house girlery goathouse goosing slum heifer barn house of all nations house of ill fame kip shop knocking shop ladies' college leaping house moll shop notchery notch joint nunnery pushing school red-light house rib-joint riding academy sporting house temple of venus touch-crib vaulting house warm shop whorehouse whoreshop Masturbate (male) ------------------- backstroke roulette bash the candle beat off beat the bishop beat the dummy beat the meat beat the stick bleed the weed blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak bop the baloney box the jesuit buff the banana burp the worm butter the corn choke the chicken choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come clean your rifle crank your shank crown the king cuff the carrot diddle drain the monster fist fuck fist your mister five against one flog the dog flog the hog flog your dong flute solo fondle the fig gallop the antelope give it a tug grease the pipe hack the hog hand job hand work have it off hitchhike under the bigtop hump your hose jackhammer jack off jazz yourself jerk off jerk the gherkin lope the mule make the bald man puke manipulate the mango manual override milk the lizard mount the corporal and four nerk your throbber oil the glove onan's olympics one-man show pack your palm paddle the pickle paint the pickle paint the ceiling please your pisser plunk your twanger pocket pinball pocket pool polish the rocket polish the sword pound off pound your flounder pound your pud pull off pull the pole pull the pope pull the pudding pull your prick pull your taffy pump the python ram the ham ride the great white knuckler rope the pony rub off shag shine your pole shootin' putty at the moon slakin' the bacon slammin' the salmon slam the hammer slam the spam slappin' pappy slapping the clown sling the jelly snap the monkey snap the rubber snap the whip soldier's joy spank the frank spank the salami squeeze the lemon stroking it stroke off stroke the dog stroke your poker take yourself in hand tease the weenie tenderize the meat the five-knuckle shuffle thump the pump tickle your pickle toss off tweak your twinkie varnish your flagpole visiting rosie palm and her five daughters walk the dog wank wax the carrot wax the dolphin whack off whip off whip the dummy whip the wire whip your dripper whizzin' jizzum wonk your conker work off wrestle your eel wring out your rope yang your wang yank off yank the crank yank the plank yank your yam yank your strap Masturbate (female) -------------------- beat the beaver clap your clit cookin' cucumbers finger finger fuck finger job gettin' it wet greasin' the gash hand trip hide the hot dog hit the slit hose your hole juice the sluice let the beaver swim makin' some soup pet the poodle she-bop slam the clam tickle the taco two-finger tango Homosexuals (male) -------------------- alice ass bandit angel ass king auntie blow boy bun duster buttercup bandit belle bent betty boy broken-wrist brown-hatter cocksucker cake eater cream puff cock queen capon cannibal chicken chicken-hawk closet queen cowboy dicksucker dick smoker daffodil ducky dandy daisy dicky licker ethel fag faggot fruit fairy flirt flaming faggot gay gayboy girlie goat blower gobbler gonsel green and yellow fellow gentlemiss gussie homo he-she himmer hen-hussy joy-boy joey lad-lass lisper lavender boy light-foot lily limp-wrist lick-spigot malkin mary ann molly mop miss nancy meat hound midnight cowboy mince minty mother mattress muncher nance nancy boy nelly nephew one of those pink pants pansy poof panty waist powder puff pretty boy pussy punk pillow-biter piccolo player quiff queer queen quince rear admiral rear gunner raving queen rimadonna receiver sissy screaming fairy sis soapy sister spurge sissy-britches skin diver skippy suckster sweetie swish third-sexer three-dollar bill three-legged beaver twinkie twank twixter turd burgler uranist undercover man whoops boy willie boy wonk Homosexuals (Female) ---------------------- amy-john boon dagger bull bull dyke bull dagger butch beaver eater carpet muncher dyke diesel dyke fairy lady fem femme fluff fluzz dyke gal boy gay jasper lady-lover les lesbyterian lezzie lezbo lezzo lover under the lap margie mintle ruffle rug eater split tail lover sappho sister sergeant tribadist tootsie top sergeant wolf Sodomite ---------- bird-taker brown hatter brownie brownie king bugger bum fucker burglar corn-holer eye doctor gentleman of the back room gut butcher gut fucker gut scraper gut stuffer inspector of manholes jesuit jockey reamer ring-snatcher sheep-herder shit stirer stern chaser stuffer turd burglar turk uncle usher wolf Anal Intercourse ------------------ ass-fuck backdoor bake potatoes bend some ham baloney colonic basco boulevard brown brown hole bugger bum fuck butt-bang butt-fuck chocolate speedway cornhole dig a ditch dip in the fudgepot do a brown dot the "I" fish for brown trout fluff the duff get some mud for the duck goin' down the dirt road greeking hershey highway hit someone in the seat keister stab kneeling at the altar making poundcake mustard road over the bridge to plimpton packing fudge paint the bucket pop it in the toaster powder someone's cheeks pushin' shit uphill ram job ream rectify ride the deck saddle up shit-fuck split some buns stir fudge third way thread somebody tom-fuck Analingus ----------- ass blow bite the brown blow some ass clean up the kitchen eat jam eat poundcake lickety-split play the piano rim job rimming shove the tongue smear the tuna snarf suck asshole sugar bowl pie take a trip to the moon tell a french joke tongue-fuck toss a salad whitewash the back 40 Fellatio ---------- B.J. blow blow job blow the whistle bone-lipper chew it cop a doodle cop a stem drop on it eat dick fluting french job french way get a facial give face give head give pearls gobble gobble the goop go down go down for a whomp go down on gum a root gunch head job hum a tune hum job hummer inhale the oyster knob job lay some lip mouth fuck munch open wide for chunky pipe job piston job play a tune polish the chrome polish the knob serve head slob the knob smoke a dick smoke the white owl suck a bondini suck dick suck off suck the sugar-stick sucky-fucky swallow a sword swing on it tongue job worship at the altar wring it dry Cunnilingus ------------- barking at the ape bird-washing blow-job box lunch bush dinner canyon yodeling cuntino fillet with white sauce cunt lapping dive a muff eating at the "Y" eating pussy eating out egg mcmuff face job french job french tricks furburger give face give head go down on go south go under the house hair pie head job larking lickety split moustache ride muff barking muff dive mumbling in the moss pearl diving playing in the sandbox sea food dinner shrimping sit on one's face skull fuck smokin' in the fur sneeze in the basket sneeze in the cabbage talking to the boat people talking to the canoe driver telephone the stomach tongue-fuck tuna taco whistle in the dark whistling in the weeds yodeling in the gully Mutual Oral Sex ----------------- dinner beneath the bridge double header flip-flop head over heels in love loop-de-loop play hoop snake P's and Q's sea food mutual sixty-nine Group Sex ----------- bunch punch chain jerk choo-choo circle jerk club sandwich crew screw daisy chain everythingathon fuckathon gang bang gang shag group grope mazola party mob job mongolian cluster fuck orgy pull a train pull party ring jerk round pound swing party team cream three way The Posterior (all parts) --------------------------- arse ass asshole back end back door back door trumpet backside behind bim blindeye blot bogey boody booty bosco boulevard bottom brown bucket brownie bucket bum bung hole buns butt caboose cans cheeks chocolate speedway chuff clunes corybungus culo derriere dirt road dot double juggs duff dummock duster fanny farting clapper feak fud fudge tunnel gigi grommet hershey highway hearts heinie hind hole hunkers keister khyber pass last part over the fence latter end little brown eyeball luds moon nates northpole orbs poop chute porthole prats pucker hole rear rearend rester ring rip round-eye rump scut seat sewer shit chute slats tail tan track toby toches tush underside windmill windward passage Excrement ----------- alley apple baby ruth brown round ca-ca cack cow puppy crap dead soldier doo-doo dreck dung duty horse dumpling hockey jank meadow dressing night soil plot poop poo-poo shit turd yackum Defecate ---------- bury a quaker chuck a turd clart dispatch one's cargo drop a load go potty grunt lay some cable make a deposit pinch a loaf poop post a letter scumber squat take a dump take a shit Related --------- chuffnuts clinkers dingleberries fartleberries klingons will-knots Flatulence ------------ back-talk blast blow off blow the horn break wind breeze bucksnort burn bad powder burnt cheese cabbage fart cheezer chocolate thunder crepitate cut one drop a rose fart fluff gurk hinder blast honk lay a fart let go let one make a rude noise pass air pocket thunder poot rouser scotch warming-pan shoot rabbits stinker tail shot talk german tee off wet one whiffer winder Urine ------- chamber lye cousin sis golden shower long tea mickey bliss number one pee pee-pee piss sis tail juice tail water tea wee wee-wee yellow stream zigg Urinate --------- bleed the liver burn the grass do number one drain drain the lizard drain the radiator drain the snake drain the suds kill a snake kill a tree lag lant leak let fly make make water nature stop pass water pee pee-pee pick a daisy piddle piss point percy at the porcelain pump ship rack off run off shake a sock shake hands with an old friend shake the dew off the lily slack splash spring a leak squeeze the lemon squirt strain one's taters syphon the python take a leak take a piss take your snake for a gallop tinkle toy-toy train terrance on the terra cotta visit miss murphy void water the dragon water the horses wee wee-wee wet whiz wring out a kidney wring the dew off the branch wring your sock out Smegma -------- cheese duck butter gnat bread Toilet -------- altar room bath bathroom biffy bog chamber of commerce closet of decency comfort station facilities gentlemen's room gent's room indoor plumbing jake john ladies' room lav leakery library little boys' room little girls' room loo marble palace men's room mrs. jones place old soldiers' home pisser plumbing pot powder room public convenience restroom sandbox shit house shitter shot tower tearoom twilight used beer department washroom water closet where the queen goes on foot whiz stand whizzer __________________________ Special Thanks To: __________________________ Pepsi Cola (Diet Pepsi) Marlboro Cigarettes Miller Lite and of course..... 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