RUSTY NAIL

INGREDIENTS:

   1 1/2 OUNCES SCOTCH
   1 1/2 OUNCES DRAMBUIE
   2 ICE CUBES

SERVE IN: AN OLD FASHIONED GLASS

   COMBINE THE SCOTCH AND DRAMBUIE IN THE OLD FASHIONED GLASS, ADD THE ICE, AND
STIR GENTLY.


	     PRESBYTERIAN

INGREDIENTS:

   2-3 ICE CUBES
   3 OUNCES BOURBON
   2 OUNCES COLD GINGER ALE
   2 OUNCES COLD CLUB SODA
   1 STRIP LEMON PEEL

SERVE IN: 8 OUNCE HIGHBALL

   COMBINE THE ICE CUBES, GINGER ALE, AND CLUB SODA IN THE HIGHBALL.  TWIST THE
LEMON PEEL OVER THE GLASS AND DROP IT IN.


	     MORNING GLORY

INGREDIENTS:

   1 1/2 OUNCES FRESH LEMON JUICE
   1 TEASPOON SUPERFINE SUGAR
   2 1/2 OUNCES SCOTCH
   6 DROPS PERNOD
   1 EGG WHITE
   2 TEASPOONS HEAVY CREAM
   3-4 ICE CUBES

SERVE IN: A 6 OUNCE COCKTAIL GLASS,
  CHILLED

   COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE ADN THE SUGAR IN A MIXING GLASS AND STIR TO DISSOLVE
THE SUGAR.  ADD THE SCOTCH, PERNOD, EGG WHITE, HEAVY CREAM, AND ICE CUBES.
PLACE A SHAKER ON GLASS AND SHAKE.  REPLACE SHAKER WITH A STRAINER AND POUR
INTO CHILLED GLASS.


	     BOSTON WARD 8

INGREDIENTS:

   1 OUNCE FRESH LEMON JUICE
   3 OUNCES BOURBON
   1/2 OUNCE GRENADINE
   3-4 ICE CUBES
   1 SLICE ORANGE
   1 DASH COLD CLUB SODA

SERVE IN: 8 OUNCE WINE GLASS, CHILLED

   COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, BOURBON, GRENADINE AND ICE IN A MIXING GLASS.
PLACE A SHAKER ON TOP OF THE GLASS AND SHAKE.  REMOCE THE SHAKER, PLACE A
STRAINER ON TOP OF GLASS AND POUR INTO CHILLED GLASS.  PLACE ORANGE SLICE IN
GLASS.	RINSE SHAKER WITH CLUB SODA AND POUR INTO GLASS.


	    SAZERAC/ZAZARAC

INGREDIENTS:

   3 OUNCES BOURBON
   1/2 TEASPOON SUPERFINE SUGAR
   1 ICE CUBE
   1 STRIP LEMON PEEL
   5 DROPS PEYCHAUD BITTERS OR
      ANGOSTURA BITTERS
   3 DROP OJEN OR PERNOD

SERVE IN: AN OLD FASHIONED GLASS

   PLACE THE WHISKEY AND THE SUGER IN THE OLD FASHIONED GLASS AND STIR TO
DISSOLVE THE SUGAR.  ADD THE ICE CUBE AND LEMON PEEL, AND TOP WITH THE BITTERS.
STIR BRIEFLY.


	       THE BRONX

INGREDIENTS:

   1/2 OUNCE SWEET VERMOUTH
   1/2 OUNCE DRY VERMOUTH
   2 1/2 OUNCES GIN
   1/4 ORANGE
   3-4 ICE CUBES

SERVE IN: 4 OUNCE COCKTAIL GLASS,
   CHILLED

   COMBINE THE 2 VERMOUTHS, GIN, JUICE OF 1/4 AN ORANGE, AND ICE CUBES IN A
MIXING GALSS.  DROP THE SQUEEZED ORANGE INTO THE MIXING GLASS, PLACE A SHAKED
ON TOP AND SHAKE.  REPLACE THE SHAKER WITH A STRAINER AND POUR INTO GLASS.


	   WHISKEY HIGHBALL

INGREDIENTS:

   2 OUNCES WHISKEY
   2 ICE CUBES
   4-6 OUNCES COLD CLUB SODE/GINGER ALE

SERVE IN: 6-8 OUNCE HIGHBALL GLASS

   ADD ALL INGREDIENTS AND STIR QUICKLY AND LIGHTLY.  USE A MEDIUM, RATHER THAN
TALL HIGHBALL.


	      GOLDEN FIZZ

INGREDIENTS:

   1 1/2 OUNCES FRESH LEMON JUICE
   3 OUNCES GIN
   1 TSP SUPERFINE SUGAR
   1 EGG
   3-4 ICE CUBES
   2 OUNCES COLD CLUB SODA

   SERVE IN:  8 OUNCE WIN/COCKTAIL GLASS, CHILLED

   COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, GIN, AND SUGAR IN A MIXING GLASS AND STIR TO
DISSOLVE THE SUGAR.  ADD THE EGG AND THE ICE CUBES (TO MAKE A SILVER FIZZ, ADD
A DASH OF HEAVY CREAM).  PLACE A SHAKER ON TOP OF THE MIXING GLASS AND SHAKE
6-7 TIMES.  REPLACE SHAKER WITH STRAINER AND POUR INTO GLASS.  RINSE THE SHAKED
WITH COLD CLUB SODA AND POUR INTO GLASS.


	      GIN RICKEY

INGREDIENTS:

   2 ICE CUBES
   JUICE OF 1/2 LIME
   3 OUNCES GIN
   4 OUNCES COLD CLUB SODA

SERVE IN: HIGHBALL

   PLACE THE ICE CUBES IN THE HIGHBALL AND ADD THE LIME JUICE AND THE GIN.
FILL THE GLASS WITH SODA AND STIR BRIEFLY.


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Glasses:

   Use frshly washed glassware.  Place glasses face down on a thin towel for
drying.  Use a stemmed glass for cocktails served with no ice so that the hand
holding the glass will not warm the drink.


Frosting A Glass:

   Keep in a refrigerator (or bury in shaved ice) until glass is frosted.  To
"sugar-frost" a glass, wet the rim of a pre-chilled glass with lime or lemon
then dip into powdered sugar, or salt per recipe.


Chilling A Glass:

   Refrigerate or fill each glass with shaved or crushed ice before mixing.
Shake out the melted ice before pouring the drink.


Shaking and Blending:

   Drinks containing fruit juices, sugar, eggs, cream, etc.  should be well
shaken.  To attain a frothy quality, use an electric blender.  Also use a
blender for punches, sours and fruit and egg drinks.


Stirring:

   Stir drinks with clear liquors including ice.  Stir drinks containing a
carbonated mixer very gently.  Don't stir liqueurs.


Adding Sugar:

   Sugar should be put in the mixing glass first, then add the liquor.
Powdered sugar is best used with alcohol because it dissolves easily with
alcohol at low temperatures.  Some bartenders prefer syrup because it blends
instantly.  Store syrup in bottles and keep cool.  If you want to make your
own, here's how:  dissolve one pound of granulated sugar in one-half pint of
hot water.  Stir slowly adding water to make desired quantity (usually one
pint).


Using Ice:

   Ice goes into the mixing glass, shaker or drinking glass before drink.  Use
cubes, as a rule, for old- fashioneds, highballs, or any on-the- rocks drinks.
Cracked or cubed ice is best for stirring and shaking.	Crushed or shaved ice
for frappes and other tall drinks or for sipping drinks through straws.


Bitters:

   Only a dash or two.	Made from combinations of roots, bark, berries and
herbs.	They are aromatic and bitter in taste.	The four brands below are most
popula:.  ANGOSTURA BITTERS-made in Trinidad ABBOTT'S AGED BITTERS-made in
Baltimore PEYCHAUD'S BITTERS-made in New Orleans ORANGE BITTERS-made in England


Twist or Peel:

   When using a twist of lemon peel, rub outer skin of peel around the rim of
the glass to coat it with its natural oil.  Add some of its oil to the drink by
twisting the peel over the glass.  Then add the peel itself.


Fruit or Juices:

   Wash fruit first.  Slices should be 3/8 inch thick and slit up the center to
saddle on rim of glass.  Keep garnished on a bed of ice or in a cool place.  In
drinks containing fruit juices, you must pour the liquor in last.


Serving Beer:

   Chill beer like champagne; surround with ice cubes and turn gently a few
times.	Don't serve it too cold for it goes flat.  Don't shake bottle or can
before opening.  Open gently to prevent gushing.  Once opened, serve promptly!
Don't tilt glass to allow beer to slide slowly down side!  Instead, pour beer
into center of glass, holding bottle or can at a high angle until a head comes
up.  Then pour beer more slowly.  Most people prefer a firm head, about 1 inch
deep.


Eggs:

   To separate the white of an egg from its yolk, crack open on the edge of the
glass, then shift the yolk back and forth from one half shell to the other
until all the white drops into the glass.  Always put the egg into the mixing
glass before the liquor.  When shaker is used include (cubed or cracked) ice to
help blend the egg with the other ingredients.


Serving:

   When serving the same cocktail for more than one, mix the drinks in one
batch.	Set up all the glasses in a row and partially fill each glass (half).
Then go back and top off each glass.


To Flame Liquor:
(Brandy, Rum, Gin, Whiskey)

   Prewarm the glass, vessel, and liquor.  First preheat one spoon of liquor
over a flame and set afire.  Then pour flaming liquor carefully into remainder.
It will set the rest aflame.


The Strainer:

   Strain cocktails into serving glasses with a wire strainer.


Vermouth:

   Vermouth is a white appetizer wine.	It is often flavored with about 40
different herbs, roots, berries, flowers, and seeds.  There are many vermouth
brand labels, each with its own formula.  The dry (French) has a light gold
color and has a nutty flavor.  Sweet (Italian) vermouth has a more syrupy
quality.  Keep bottle corked or it will go stale.

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