Uploaded By: THE FASCIST ------------------------------- * The Free Press Presents: * * * * Cooking with * * DDD RRR U U GGG SSS * * D D R R U U G S * * D D RRR U U G GGG SSS * * D D R R U U G G S * * DDD R R UUU GGG SSS * * * * (C) 1987 BY THE GRIFFIN * * ALL RIGHTS RESERVED * ------------------------------- * INTRODUCTION * ---------------- Drugs are not central to anarchy, have nothing to do with politics, and may be considered the opposite of revolution, since their use tends to create apathy. The use of drugs comes under the birth of a new culture. Many people after cleaning their grass throw away the seeds, stems and twigs. I would highly recommend that you save these, as there are many recipies for these odds and ends. A tasty hot drink that resembles tea can be made very simple by tying up all the waste from your stash into a piece of cheesecloth. Use the quality you have on hand, as the quantity will determine the strength and potency. Now, drop the cheesecloth containing the grass into a kettle of water, and bring the water to a boil. Allow the kettle to boil for a few minutes, and then remove it from the flame and let it steep for another five minutes with the grass still inside. After this, the drink is ready. Just add sugar and lemon to taste. If you decide against growing pot, and want to eat your seeds, there is an interesting recipe for "seed pancakes". It is prepared by lightly toasting a quarter cup of seeds into a large frying pan. Now, take the seeds from the frying pan and add them to a mixture of one cup of pan- cake mix, one egg, a quarter cup of milk, and one tablespoon of butter. Beat this mixture until it is smooth and creamy. Heat in a frying pan with a small amount of butter, then pour in pancake batter. Turn the pancakes as they start to look done, or when the edges begin to turn brown. Repeat procedure until all the batter is used. Serve pancakes with butter, maple syrup, and honey. For a stimulating drink place eight ounces of milk, a few spoonfuls sugar, a tablespoon malted milk, half a banana, and a half tablespoon weed. Keep the blender working for a few minutes, then strain and serve. If you like candy, it's very simple to make some using pot. Take a quarter cup of powdered weed and add water until it equals a full cup. Mix this with four cups sugar and two and a half cups corn syrup. Now heat in a large pot to 310 degrees, and add red food coloring and mint flavoring. Remove the pot from the stove, and allow the mixture to cool a little, before pouring it onto wax paper. When the candy's cool, cut it into squares and eat. One of the most common recipies for cooking with pot is spagetti. This recipe doesn't take too much special preparation: Just when you add your oregano, add at the same time a quarter cup of grass, and allow it to simmer with the sauce. Be sure to use well-cleaned grass, until you can get into eating twigs and stems. Another way of serving pot with spagetti is to grind it up very fine and mix it with some ground cheese. Then sprinkle the cheese-pot mixture over the sauce just before eating. Desert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over your table. For an interesting dessert, grind a quarter ounce of grass very finely, and add enough water so it forms a paste. Now seperately dissolve one and a half cups sugar into two cups milk. Add to this your pot paste and one lemon rind grind. Beat in a half cup heavy cream, until the mixture is firm and thick. Now pour the mixture into ice cube trays and freeze. Just before you're ready to serve, rebeat the frozen mush until it becomes light and fluffy. Here are some additional recipies for cooking with pot and hash: Acapulco Green 3 ripe avocadoes 3 tablespoons wine 1/2 cup chopped onions vinegar 2 teaspoons chili powder 1/2 cup chopped weed Mix the vinegar, grass and chili powder together and let the mixture stand for one hour. Then add avocadoes and onions and mash all together. It can be served with tacos or as a dip. Pot Soup 1 can condensed broth 1/2 can water 3 tablespoons weed 3 tablespoons chopped 3 tablespoons lemon watercrest juice Combine all ingrediants in a saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Place in a fridge for 2 to three hours, reheat, and serve. Pork and Beans and Pot 1 large can pork & beans 1/2 cup light molasses 1/2 cup weed 1/2 teaspoon salt 4 slices bacon 3 pineapple rings Mix together in a casserole, cover top with pine- apple and bacon, bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. Serves six. The Meat Ball 1 lb. hamburger 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup chopped onions 3 tablespoons weed 1 can cream of mushroom 3 tablespoons relish soup Mix it all up and shape it into meatballs. Brown in frying pan and drain. Place in a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water, cover and cook over low heat for about thirty minutes. Feeds about 4 people. Meatless Loaf 1 packet onion soup mix 2 lbs. ground beef 1 can whole peeled tomatoes 1 egg 1/2 cup chopped weed 4 slices crumbled bread Mix all ingrediants and shape into loaf. Bake for one hour in 400 degree oven. Serves about six. Chili Bean Pot 2 lbs. pinto beef 1/2 clove garlic 1 lb. bacon, cut into 1 cup chopped weed two-inch sections 1/2 cup mushrooms 2 cups red wine 4 tablespoons chili powder Soak beans overnight in water. In a large pot pour boiling water over beans and simmer for at least an hour, adding more water to keep beans covered. Now add all other ingrediants and continue to simmer for another 3 hours. Salt to taste. Serves about 10. Bird Stuffing 5 cups rye bread crumbs 1/3 cup chopped onions 2 tablespoons poultry 3 tablespoons melted seasoning butter 1/2 cup each of raisins 1/2 cup chopped weed and almonds 2 tablespoons red wine 1/2 cup celery Mix it all together, then stuff it in. Apple Crispy 4 apples (cored) 4 cherries 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/3 cup chopped weed 1/4 cup water 2 tablespoons cinnamon Powder the weed in a blender, then mix weed with sugar and water. Stuff cores with this paste. Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and top with a cherry. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Pot Brownies 1/2 cup flower 1 egg (beaten) 3 tablespoons shortening 1 tablespoon water 2 tablespoons honey 1/2 cup weed pinch of salt 1 square melted 1/4 teaspoon baking powder chocolate 1/2 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 tablespoons corn syrup 1/2 cup chopped nuts Sift flower, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening, sugar, honey, syrup and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other ingrediants,mix well. Spread in an eight-inch pan and bake for twenty minutes at 350 degrees. Hash Brownies (always a favorite anytime !) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking 3/4 cup cake flour powder 1 cup sugar 3 eggs 3 oz. unsweetened chocolate 1/2 cup butter 5 grams powdered HASH Melt the chocolate and butter together, then add sugar and hash. The mixture MUST be beaten until it is creamy. Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together, and then add to mixture. Pour the mix- ture into a cookie tray and bake for 30 minutes at 375 degrees. When cool, cut brownies into small squares and top with chopped nuts. Well that's it for now. Watch this board for my next doc on drugs and how to make them. In it I tell you how to make HASH, L.S.D., Psilocybin and also tell you cheap ways to get baked. Until then, Ta Ta ! 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