'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''' Bonus Cup Junior ''' ''' ''' ''' A Temples of Syrinx Production ''' ''' ''' ''' "Shit... I'm Tired!" ''' ''' BLAH!!! ''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Inspired by: The Descendents ----------------------Just what the HELL is a Bonus Cup?---------------------- Well, that's a normal question. The answer is just as simple. Bonus Cup is a very legal and very interesting way to stay awake all night. First mentioned [to my knowledge] by The Descendents. Uses: Well, say you and five or 6 of your most insane friends are going out to trash the city! Well, after an hour or two the excitement is being dulled by the fact that it's three in the morning and you've not gone to sleep in 79 hours. Well then, you stop by/break into a friend's/enemy's house and make yourselves a coupla bonus cups. -------------------------Ok Then, What's in this File?------------------------ Well, very simply, two basic recipes for making bonus cups. First however, what you need to know. If you intend to sleep within 5 hours of ingestion of a TRUE bonus cup, you're out of your mind. To do so would be mental suicide, as your dreams, if you weren't wracked by insomnia, would be of Nightmare on Elm Street quality. If you are hypertensive, have a heart condition, or are basically allergic to caffeine, or are diabetic, DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. I do NOT take personal responsibility for any injuries resulting in Bonus Cup usage. Ok. On to the recipes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RECIPES! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus Cup [The Daddy of them All] Ok... so you gotta wake up hard, but you want to do it slow? Then this ones for you. In your regular, everyday coffee mug, combine 3 heaping tablespoons [The big ones...] and 9 heaping tablespoons of sugar. Add hot water, and cold till you get the temperature you want. Drink. [Duh?] If in twenty minutes you don't feel like walking the dog to Australia and jogging back, have another. Repeat as often as necessary, no more than 24 in a 24 hour period. [Yeah right?] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus Cup ][ - Harder and Faster! Ok... so you gotta wake up hard, fast, and powerful? Read on. In a 12-16 oz. Glass, combine either 5 or 6 heaping tablespoons of Folger's instant coffee, and about [1 lb.?] 15 tablespoons of sugar. Add hot and cold water till you reach your desired temperature... drink. This is, obviously, a tad more potent than the original bonus cup. It is also more dangerous. Heart attacks, anyone? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus Cup III - Bonus Cup Jr. My PERSONAL favorite In a 4 oz. glass, mix: 3 tablespoons of instant coffee with 3 tablespoons of sugar. Fill 3/4 of the way with hot water, the rest with cold. Drink slowly. repeat procedure three times. What's so great about Bonus Cup Jr.? Well, in about 5 minutes time you can get yourself awake to the point of no return. It works great on school mornings... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember. 1 Heaping Tablespoon is supposed to be equal to one cup. Hence: Bonus Cup = 3 Cups of coffee Bonus Cup ][ = 5-6 Cups of coffee Bonus Cup Jr. = 3 Cups of coffee x 3 servings = 9 cups. Be careful, and don't die. I can't afford a lawsuit right now..... Malachi -=-=-=- Thanks to: Brian the Axe - Introduced me to my first Bonus Cup! Soulcatcher - Annoyed me so I had to write this file... Wonko the Sane - Just being there... John Westerman - "Post-Masturbatory Guilt" -"Oh God! I can't believe I did that!" Temples of Syrinx 914-238-1629 X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X