ding dong ditch Written by: Jonin Meka of The Black Hand Society Ding dong ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of terrorism known. It is played by millions and is also the check point for a future terrorist. What I mean is that we a kid first plays DDD he sub-consciously decides if he will be a terrorist. I still love to play this game but I add little things here and there like ringing the door bell,running,and then shooting the moron who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a wrist rocket. Other things are possible too such as ringing the doorbell, and not running. This takes great courage and I find it stupid but extremely funny ! Like the time my friend rang some morons doorbell then pretended to be selling....well shall I say sexual protection for both men and women. There was one problem with this though- while my friend was talking I couldn't stop cracking my head off ! So finally when the moron decided to (I can't believe this happened) buy some I just had to stop the humility by taking an M-80 and shooting it (with the Wrist Rocket) through the guys window. Boom ! That was the end of "Trojan Distributing Western New York Division." (God was that a laugh!)