DESTROY PAY-PHONES BY MR. DEATH TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR A CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVE ARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS, SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS, PINAPPLES, ETC...... (EXCEPT DYNAMITE) TO DESTROY THIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE PHONE, USE THE FOLLOWING DEVICE. FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON THE COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONE WITH MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A BLOCK-BUSTER. THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE SAME TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THAT SURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER, BUT IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DI- AMETER. THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL ON TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THAT SIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS AND FILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEAL IT. ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION, BEFORE SOLDERING THE ROUND PIECE OF SHEET METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALL HOLE IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A PIECE OF DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THEN PUT THE PIECE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT. SEAL THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAME EPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE END OF THE TUBE. THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THE THING UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE EPOXY END GOING IN FIRST. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES, NICKELS, AND QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUND YOU.