<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <| |> <| How to be a real Druguser |> <| <<<<<<<<<<<<|>>>>>>>>>>>> |> <| |> <| by:Jolly*Roger |> <| |> <| of |> <| |> <| Neon Knights/Metal Communications |> <| |> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Okay,so your saying to yourself,"Why is this guy telling me how to be a Druguser?" Well, because drugs are great to take to parties and share with girls,take before you go home and have to face the folks,or just when your siting around trying to deal with reality! There God's gift to us so we can say 'What the fuck!' when we want too. Now that we got that over with, here is what ya have to do: First,depending on what kind of mood your in and how much of a cash flow you have, go buy some drugs.If you don't have a whole lot of money then go buy some Weed(Herb,Grass,Marijuana and for all you smartasses Canabis Hemp).Get a good amount,say an ounce or so.On the way back from talking to your friendly local dealer,you may want to stop by the good old paraphernalia shop and pick up some equipment.I recommend a steamroller type bong.There not to expensive and they cut down on smoke loss that could be in your lungs affecting you. The next drug,and probably the most expensive, is Coke.This stuff is great because its compact and can be taken everywhere,including the class room while the teacher is rattling on about something stupid. While in the classroom,just lay down a couple lines get out the good old tube, and walah! A portable party! Boy aren't we having fun now! When buying coke,its good to buy massive quantities as it usually runs out quick once you start. Coke users who buy big amounts always like to make halves with it.For example:I go and buy my usual amount of 10 grams. Then starts the fun part! Playing with the Coke. We make 10 into two 5's onto 2 1/2 until we work our way down to a gram.Then we start the snorting. Mmmm,ahhh that feels awesome! hold on,got the sniffl es... Okay,now that we've covered the 2 most popular drugs,lets take on to the Psychedelic drugs.We'll start off with Acid,or Trip.This stuff is great,its also cheap and plentiful.Another good thing about it is that it lasts 8-12 hours,which means I can take one at breakfast and get through school,and I won't be down until say, around dinner. Aren't you glad you now know these little known facts about drugs? Lets go into another very little known, natural drug:Psychedelic 'Shrooms. These little fuckers go great in salads,stews,gravies, and soups. They add that little extra touch mom has been looking for in her cooking (Boy won't mom and dad be funny looking after dinner!) Well now that we've had a nice drug out day,it's Miller time! Go buy that ice-cold case of beer and start slamming,because every drug user knows,theres nothing like a cold beer to get rid of that cotton-mouth! <><><><><><><><>N<>E<>O<>N<><>K<>N<>I<>G<>H<>T<>S<><><><><><><><><><><> I would like to thank the following for inspiration: Kurt,Satan,Dave,Black Sabbath,The Duke,Tony,My Brain,My Drug Dealer, My parents(Who gimme my allowance that I use to 'play video games', and The Roach. Call these boards: Metalland I 503/538-0761 AE/BBS/CF 10 MEGS The Metal AE (201)-879-(666)8 PW:KILL Seven Cities of Gold 307/382-4006 10 megs BBS/AE The Metal Works AE 313/663-8103 PW:RAPE (C) 1985 Neon Knights/Metal Communications Unauthorized Duplicaton is a violation of applicable laws.* This file is not intended to be a 'how to',but merely a documentation of drug dealing.(Wanna buy some property wayy down under?) <><><><>M<>E<>T<>A<>L<><>C<>O<>M<>M<>U<>N<>I<>C<>A<>T<>I<>O<>N<>S<><><><> X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X